The Feral Blaster ( A Calypso/Soca)

The Feral Blaster ( A Calypso/Soca)
July 10, 2014 at 12:35pm
(Hard Guava season rhythm)

…..Watch nah, watch nah
Aye, everybody talking ‘bout how I is a boss
Some call me a gutter rat, but lemme tell them, I not in dat!
Ah feel like gih dem two hard slap!
If yuh want to know and who have ears to hear
(Chorus)
I is a Feral blaster
When dem yankee hear that Priya is there
Dem have to cower in fear
Feral blasts sounding clear
Dem kaka-holes can boo for all I care

Armed by Dr. Luncheon, I am a new wave truncheon
Sharing licks lef’ and rite
Who cross Red Line deh in mih sight
I kicking dem out tonite
‘Cause I is a feral blaster, no one does it faster
All dem ambassador ‘fraid tonight
The feral blaster is looking for a fight
Ah have the doctor truncheon in mih han’
Ah wavin’ it at all in the lan’
(Chorus)

Em ,em, yes you, the one that dare to boo
No house lot for you
Tek dat for a feral blast!
An’ for dem that heckle , alyuh tek me for Dr. Jekyll
I mo like mister Hyde
Is a feral blast for yo backside
I am the most fearsome creature in the land
Dat you must understand
Feral blasts have been compared to farts
Not for social consumption some might say
Screw dat! the smell is here to stay
(Chorus)
As for local elections
Lem me remind you… is the feral cat giving directions
If yuh ent gon vote for me , den yuh don’t get to vote fo nobody
I ent wearin no blue cap
Leh Clinton Urling try wit dat
If Prak tell me to haul mih ass
I will hit he with a feral blast
(Chorus)
It must be plain for all to see
I ent fraid nobody
Yuh can keep yuh visa Mr.USA
I eatin’ with chinee chopstick now-a-days
An a flyin’ dynamic airways
(Chorus)