LEAD or FOLLOW?

LEAD or FOLLOW?
May 6, 2014 at 7:57pm
Date: May 6, 2014
Place: The Brukit And Twerking Training Youth Recording Studio and Beauty Salon Headquarters (BATTY&BS) somewhere in GT.
Receptionist/Stylist: ‘Ello
Voice: Can I speak to the boss.
R/S: ‘e in jail, yuh ent hear, is a “Gully” situation happening now
Voice: Gaza meh she!
R/S: Code accepted, the boss will speak to you now, ahmmm yuh could sen lil credit when yuh done? I likes your voice, its kinda familiar and sexy, gimme ya digits and ah gun send the request. Digi right?
Voice: Woman I am the President of the Country! ….I have ur digits….
Boss: Mr P, wha ah could do fuh you?
Voice: we need a new jingle, this watch thing get out of hand… they really end up watching we…jus last night I put a hand pun the wife derriere with intentions and jus suh the phone ring, was the cross with the one green shirt…coincidence mih rass…
Boss: Jingles is we game, what yuh gat in mind?
Voice: well yuh know we cancel the LEAD project dem Yankees planned for we, so we doing a project called FOLLOW.
Boss: Follow? Ah, ah don’t follow you Presi, what FOLLOW means.
Voice:
Forget
Oh say can you see…
Let’s
Lead
Our
Way.
Boss: ah love it, de jingle master jus walk in, we gun get pun it pranto.
Boss: Jingle Boys, I have a wuk for you.
JB: Boss, but Boss ah jus write a mad mad tune, we gonna be rich!
Boss: Rich! Ah like it already, run the tune.
JB:
When I was going to splashmins I kept thinking about the drive,
it’s so long and there are no bathrooms Do you think I might poo my pants?
Because I totally ate chinee food last nite!
and I don’t think my booty can hold this load So... like what do you think?
Did you think I can make it?
How much did I eat ?
Should I walk with paper?
After we go to the bathroom, and you take your selfie
I really need to squeeze one out!
so first,
LEh ME BUSS A MUD


Should I go home with him? But First
Leh me buss a mud



Boss: is wah you really think, is the “selfie” song you singing…
JB: no Boss, I singing about bussing a mud, because yuh know before yuh go out in Guyana , you got to go to the bathroom , the public one are a mess , literally…
Boss: I don’t want to hear it, buss a mud , ah like it, but leh we wuk pun presi song fuss…