Interview with Dennis Adonis
May 29, 2013 at 11:08pm
The Interview with Dennis Adonis
R.S: Good afternoon Dennis
D.A: Sir Dennis
R.S: What?
D.A: Sir Dennis
R.S; What about it?
D.A: you can call me Sir Dennis
R.S: Why would I do that, did the Queen…
D.A: Yes I was knighted by the Queen of Lativonia only yesterday
R.S: Any particular reason she did that? And where is Latvinia…
D.A: ah.. she Knighted me for my work with the senior citizens around the world
R.S: what exactly did you do for these old people?
D.A: I gave them free copies of my best seller Anatomy of a Serial Rapist and then helped to lighten their loads.
R.S: Describe the process of lightening the load and what’s the location of Lutonia again?
D.A: Well, the old people reads my book and falls asleep and then I lighten their wallets, we don’t want old people fetching heavy wallets around, do we?
R.S: heaven forbid, now this book about a serial rapist, where did the inspiration and knowledge come from, did you research serial rapists?
D.A: no man, I just substituted the fucking I give people with my scams ,like the famous Wrassle Mania Magic modem and Royal Antiguan Money Transfer business, the people who fall for my scams have been raped good ‘n proper!
R.S: and the other books, same inspiration?
D.A: well I is a man of many talents, one of them is staying out of jail, haha
R.S: Yes, how is it you are not in jail?
D.A: we has our little secrets
R.S: and you have some other projects?
D.A: yes, I own a few bridges around the world that I plan to sell soon.
R.S: anything else?
D.A: My new hit single “kak man ah number wan” is due for release next week
R.S: share some of the lyrics?
D.A: Eeeh heh, zagga zow Zagga now now now now now Ziggy, yo, let's do this
Pon bed, pon floor, against wall We sex dem all till dem call mi I'm di girls dem sugar dats all Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed, pon floor, against wall We sex dem all till dem call mi I'm di girls dem sugar dats all Welcome di king of di dancehall
R.S NOW WAIT A MINUTE, THAT’S BEENIE MAN
D.A: ahm sorry, dint know u coolie boys kno bout beanie, ah get mix up wit my sang an he own
R.S: Ok, time is running out, do you have any words for our budding writers out there , like Ruel Johnson etc?
D.A: why yes, Ruel and company can send me a donation of $500usd and I will show dem how to write books, I am not a real lesbian but look how I write a lesbian laced book, the money would be for my time.
R.S: Well thanks for your time Dennis, I am sure we will be seeing you…(interruption)
D.A: Sir Dennis
R.S: Keep telling yourself that.
ENDS
May 29, 2013 at 11:08pm
The Interview with Dennis Adonis
R.S: Good afternoon Dennis
D.A: Sir Dennis
R.S: What?
D.A: Sir Dennis
R.S; What about it?
D.A: you can call me Sir Dennis
R.S: Why would I do that, did the Queen…
D.A: Yes I was knighted by the Queen of Lativonia only yesterday
R.S: Any particular reason she did that? And where is Latvinia…
D.A: ah.. she Knighted me for my work with the senior citizens around the world
R.S: what exactly did you do for these old people?
D.A: I gave them free copies of my best seller Anatomy of a Serial Rapist and then helped to lighten their loads.
R.S: Describe the process of lightening the load and what’s the location of Lutonia again?
D.A: Well, the old people reads my book and falls asleep and then I lighten their wallets, we don’t want old people fetching heavy wallets around, do we?
R.S: heaven forbid, now this book about a serial rapist, where did the inspiration and knowledge come from, did you research serial rapists?
D.A: no man, I just substituted the fucking I give people with my scams ,like the famous Wrassle Mania Magic modem and Royal Antiguan Money Transfer business, the people who fall for my scams have been raped good ‘n proper!
R.S: and the other books, same inspiration?
D.A: well I is a man of many talents, one of them is staying out of jail, haha
R.S: Yes, how is it you are not in jail?
D.A: we has our little secrets
R.S: and you have some other projects?
D.A: yes, I own a few bridges around the world that I plan to sell soon.
R.S: anything else?
D.A: My new hit single “kak man ah number wan” is due for release next week
R.S: share some of the lyrics?
D.A: Eeeh heh, zagga zow Zagga now now now now now Ziggy, yo, let's do this
Pon bed, pon floor, against wall We sex dem all till dem call mi I'm di girls dem sugar dats all Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed, pon floor, against wall We sex dem all till dem call mi I'm di girls dem sugar dats all Welcome di king of di dancehall
R.S NOW WAIT A MINUTE, THAT’S BEENIE MAN
D.A: ahm sorry, dint know u coolie boys kno bout beanie, ah get mix up wit my sang an he own
R.S: Ok, time is running out, do you have any words for our budding writers out there , like Ruel Johnson etc?
D.A: why yes, Ruel and company can send me a donation of $500usd and I will show dem how to write books, I am not a real lesbian but look how I write a lesbian laced book, the money would be for my time.
R.S: Well thanks for your time Dennis, I am sure we will be seeing you…(interruption)
D.A: Sir Dennis
R.S: Keep telling yourself that.
ENDS
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