CFATF Consequences

CFATF Consequences
November 24, 2013 at 5:44pm
The case of the GT Terrorist
CID Headquarters Georgetown Guyana.
FBI NY to GPF GY: Come in GPF … over…
GPF GY: we hearing yuh man, like yuh deh nex door…ahm…ova…
FBI NY: Our AML system has flagged possible terrorist activity in Georgetown, we are requesting you assistance …over
GPF GY: ahm..the assistant not here, but yuh could talk to the secretary ,hole an…….The is sergeant Williams, wha yuh want ….ahm over..
FBI NY: we are requesting your assistance in capturing and interrogation a suspected terrorist in GT. Over
GPF GY: Ok, Ok, is this an “armed” terrorist? Wid bombs an’ thing…. …. Over
FBI NY: we are unsure of the nature of the suspect…over
GPF GY: give us the details….over
FBI NY: name is Donett Alicia Naudia Gita Laquisha Enid Singh
GPF GY: name sounds familiar… how do we capture this dangerous individual ..over
FBI NY: the individual is recipient of numerous money transfers made by various men in NY, al of whom we have in custody, we are currently interrogating them and will share the info as it comes in..over
GPF GY: do you have an address yet…over
FBI NY: Negative, we do know that the individual will be at the moneygram office in Kitty later today to make a collection, you are requested to arrest her and help us with the interrogation..over
GPF GY: roger dat, we will be in contact on I man Iphone…
FBI NY:??????????????????? Okay…
Scene 2: Moneygram Office Kitty Georgetown Guyana.
GPF GY: The I is in place, lookout for a woman in suspicious clothes, …ahm sergeant wha yuh mean “suspicious”? ….yuh ass, lookout fuh dem Hijab and long clothes by the ankle , jeeze yall real stupid, please excuse dem Mr. FBI.
FBI NY: ?????????? Okay…over
GPF GY: it only got one woman in here but she ent look like no terrorist, she in a lil’ short pants dat say “Juicy” on the back, an’ she look juicy too, I would…. Constable! You on an open line, shut ya skunt! …ahm …over…
FBI NY: Swarm! Swarm!
GPF GY: yes its always warm here, is a hot country ya know, we are like…
FBI NY: shut up you idiot, grab her it’s the terrorist, she just collected the money!
GPF GY: well yuh could have said something instead of talking about the weather, yuh sure , she ent look like no terrorist, nat unless yuh is an old man with nuff money and yuh like honey…
FBI NY: Arrest her now, that’s an order!
GPF GY: ok, ok, no scene man, she ent running away, we got she….over
Scene 3 : CID headquarters interrogation room
FBI NY: Ask her about the many money transfers from all these men who claim to be her fiancé ..over
Sgt: what is your name?
Suspect: Donnett..
Sgt: don’t lie! What is your whole name!
Suspect: wha kinda question you asking me?
Sgt: Just answer the question! The name yuh mother give you, yuh whole name, like yuh mother had a whole name!
Suspect: well , me mother hole did name pokey, but me own is a pussy…is you ask me, don’t look so, wha you mother used to call she own?
Sgt: arite , lets move on, constable if yuh don’t stop laughing, I gun han yuh two hard slaps..
FBI NY: (whispers to someone else in NY) I am beginning to think the whole lot of them are mad…
Sgt: so who is them man who sending you money? Yuh plan to marry all of them? Yuh feel the FBi stupid?
Suspect: lemme tell you and the FBI, y’all stay outta me business, all dem man I have is sending money so they could get a piece of this honey when the on vacation.
Sgt: Mr.FBI the suspect is claiming she has relationships with all of the men, sir.
FBI NY: one of the men says she has threatened to give away his pet unless he sends monthly payments, I quote ‘ she she she gun gi’ way the cat wild west if a doan send money” , it seems like she is running some sort of blackmail scheme with animals , it seems she also has a pet turtle that the men are all attached to…
FBI NY: its been five minutes since we heard from you, are you ok?, over
Sgt: Mr. FBI sir, it seems like we are dealing with a dangles here sir..over
FBI NY: yes we noticed her initials spell that out …can you get a more robust interrogator, we know of you constable Brown, the one they call “Boy Blue”, put him on the case, that is an order…..over
Sgt: call Boy Blue…
Boy Blue: Sgt you called me, wait is wha she doing here?
Sgt: Boy Blue , you know this woman?
Boy Blue: yes Sgt, is mih child mother…..
Sgt: Mr.FBI , loose dem men, that’s an order, and don’t call we for every dangles you find, the place full o’ dem….stuepesssssssssss…over and out