Privileges ( A Foray into Chutney)

Privileges ( A Foray into Chutney).
July 24, 2014 at 8:45pm
Privileges
Chutney Rhythms (O Nandalalla & Motteelall)

Oh Nandalall, Oh Nandalall!
Save me Nandalall!
Only you can save me
Dem bai wan jail me
Police ah call me
Donald nah hanswer
Goat man missin’
Ow Nandalall, Ow Nadalall
You ah mih buddy
Nah leh dem impeach me
Me nah able with jail man totee

(Chorus)
Shortknee, ah comin’ Shortknee
I will confuse dem
With my baloney
I didn’t waste me money
Going ah youwee
Shortknee, you is me fren’ Shortknee
I will do this Shortknee
For only half my fee
Half price Shortknee
Half price cause you is me buddy

Ow Nandalall tell dem, tell dem
Me nah thief no money
Four five billion
One one million
Me can tell yuh
If mih had mo’ sense
Mih never spen’ wan cent
Dah wan Prakash
Ah wan bad mine’ man
Dah wan Prakash
Ah try fuh jail mih rass
Dem jail man watch me
Like dem like me
Dem a watch me buddy
An’ halla “kiss kiss baby”
“Shart n’ lovely”
“Jail man darlin’
Or warden pumpkin”
Ow Nandlall, Ow Nadalall
Help abby buddy
Me like plate shrimps
Nat inmate penis

(chorus)

Hey ShortKnee, whe’ me fees deh Shortknee?
All you sayin’
Is mih fees dem coming
Shortknee, ah want mih fees Shortknee
Who go bring it?
Shortknee, whe’ mih fees Shortknee
Pay my money
Or become jail man honey
Me nah wuk pro bono

(Chorus)

Ow Nandalall, whe’ yuh going Nandalall
Come back buddy,
Ow Nandalall, who else mih go call
Jagdeo, ah Callin’ Jagdeo
Jagdeo is yuh fren’ Shortknee
No me not name “Bobby”
Me callin for some green
Fuh pay catahar lawyer fee
Ow big Dacta
Leh me keep mih buckta
CLICK!
(chorus)