Guysnooze Alert! Georgetown Crisis!

Guysnooze Alert! Georgetown Crisis!
November 8, 2014 at 5:44am
Guysnooze Alert! Georgetown Crisis!

Guysnooze has been reliably informed that the Mayor Of Georgetown has called an emergency meeting to discuss matters of great importance.
Guysnooze as usual played fly on the wall.

Place: Under the mango tree in the City Council yard
Mayor: hey ye hey ye this meeting of the council is now in session.
Deputy Mayor: what is so important that yuh got we here in this hot sun?
Mayor: A crisis of vast proportions, the city is a mess
Treasurer: this is nothing new, they don’t call you champion of dirt for nothing…
DM: yeah, and where is the Town Clerk? She doesn’t come to these meetings?
Mayor: ya’ll don’t understand, Ms. Dirt and her team left for Hong Kong for some beauty pagent, the town in a mess, they ent got nobody to clean up the streets and the seawall
DM: yuh mean the tall girl who does deh picking up the rubbish all ova is a beauty queen?
Mayor: yes, she’s off to win a crown, and she entourage not picking up rubbish while she away, it has led to this crisis.
DM: an’ all this time I thought was some kinda junkie group, they always in black like carrion crows and in the hot sun tuh.
Treasurer: well sir, what’s the plan?

Meanwhile…
Town Clerk Sooba has been observing the meeting through a wide crack in her office wall
TCS: (thinking aloud) look at all those Christians, if only I had a lion, haha we would see who could climb mango tree, and look at that one Patricia in that tight body hugging outfit, she must have worn that to attract me, damm lesbians, she must think I would get so turned on that I would slowly unbutton that sheer silky blouse while I nuzzle her neck and then caress her lovely breasts slowly….. well she have another Thought coming, this Carol is no lesbo, night nurse mih foot…

Back in the meeting
Mayor: so its decided, we send a delegation to the town clerk and ask for resources to tackle the rubbish not picked up by miss Dirt’s trip to Korea?
Treasurer: is earth
Mayor: of course is earth, whey uh think China deh, space?
Treasurer: no,no is Earth, Miss Earth, not Dirt
Mayor: oh, well dat makes sense, is all the rubbish and ol’ condoms dem bin picking up dat mek me think of dem as dirt
Treasurer: so who going to talk to Sooba, you know since she lock me up , she calling me Royston, King of the Jailbirds
DM: why ya’ll looking at me? Yuh know the woman seh I is a lesbian…
Mayor: well dear , why not use some of your charm and wit to win her over to our idea
DM: allright, I going (unbuttons top button) wish me well…

TCS: hmm, Patricia coming my way, oh god! My office is a mess, how mih hair look? Gotta look busy,
Should I sit behind my new desk or sit on my new couch, oh god, I am sweating! Get a grip Carol! This is not your first dance.
Knock Knock!
TCS: (reclining on the couch) come een
DM: Hi Carol, are you busy, did I catch you at a good time?
TCS: (sitting up) no girl, I was tekking five in the aircondition office, I see ya’ll had a Christian prayer group meeting in the courtyard, I should charge ya’ll lil extra tax for that, haha
DM: no girl, we had an emergency meeting to discuss ms.Dirt uhm, Earth , how she leff the place to get nasty while she off to Japan in search of glory
TCS: oh, you mean the beautiful long foot girl, she met with the President yuh know, and he said she was wonderful, cleaned up the office while she was there.
DM: yeah, well she ent here to clean up the seawall this week so we in crisis!
TCS: you know I heard she goes down to the seawall and dresses like a mermaid and rolls around in the surf and lets the water lap at her breasts , wave after wave….
Awkward silence….
DM: umm, it hot in here, like we got to check yuh airco, neways wuh we gun do ‘bout cleaning up the city in her absence, the council thought we might ask you for some resources to do the job.
TCS: arite arite, tek some of dem good fuh nutting workers and leh dem do something for a change, and Patricia…
DM: yes Carol?
TCS: you got any mermaid outfits?

Guysnooze urges you all to support Guyana's Earth Angel Stacy Ramcharran in her quest to bring glory to Guyana (hoping she has a sense of humor)
Go Stacy!