Guysnooze News Roundup 12/12/2014
Guysnooze News Roundup 12/12/2014
What a week, Trinidad has Rum and Roti politics, in GT is jus’ Rum an’ mo Rum, hard to keep the reporters in line, and all deadlines have been shot to hell, but the news, like the post must be delivered, neither gin nor tonic, rums of varying ages or the dreaded Vodka shall keep us from delivering this week’s roundup.
The All Fantasy Club today announced that Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Author, businessman, inventor of the internet Dennis Adonis has been appointed Public Relations Guru and Campaign finance director for the upcoming 2015 general elections, Adonis immediately announced that the AFC would win the next election handsomely with a majority of the seven million votes available, and that all donations could be made to him directly or through the Royal Antiguan Money Transfer Company #All FrecksCollected
In other Aboard First Class news, Moses had to be rescued after falling into the Demerara River, he claims he was waiting to see Donald pass in the Dictator Ship as he was curious as to the amenities available onboard.(somebody tell the man is not a real ship nuh)
Caricon Chairman Gaston (mother must have been an Agatha Christie fan) Brown spoke to Stabber news and declared that he was unconcerned about the Prorogation of Parliament in Guyana and could they call later as he was busy with negotiations with Al Pacino for the sale of some lef lef real estate that the Chinese did not want.
Awhee People Nah Understand today met with Geecom Chairman to seek clarity about many things, they declared satisfaction with the answers received and departed with voluminous notes on the care of seeing eye dogs and eradication of rabies in young politicians, in unrelated news Geecom Chairman declared himself “too old for this twaddle” and increased his daily dosage of headache pills.
Cde.Greenshirt caused his wife of umpteen years much heartache and distress by asking for a Black shirt to wear on Sunday, the request triggered a barrage of questions about why the need for a sweet bai shirt, and she also noted he had been coming home a full half hour later than the normal 6 ‘O clock and who was that big belly woman on the picket line, the good comrade then explained the Black shirt was going to be worn by all members of the opposition (except Prak in Purple) to protest the death of Democracy, once the madam calmed down, she saw the funny side of things and forgave the old boy, who promised to be on time for supper henceforth…. All’s well that ends well
GPL poles overused and underpaid says Dindyal as he claimed the poles were being used by the telephone and cable companies to carry their data, Consumers claim the opposite is true, that electricity supplied by the GPL is underused and overpaid and it would be nice if the GPL poles were used to carry electricity … RIP Eileen Cox
*Thin Slice declared today that it was christmas and he was going to "Eat, Drink and be Mary" I suggest some of you do the same.
What a week, Trinidad has Rum and Roti politics, in GT is jus’ Rum an’ mo Rum, hard to keep the reporters in line, and all deadlines have been shot to hell, but the news, like the post must be delivered, neither gin nor tonic, rums of varying ages or the dreaded Vodka shall keep us from delivering this week’s roundup.
The All Fantasy Club today announced that Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Author, businessman, inventor of the internet Dennis Adonis has been appointed Public Relations Guru and Campaign finance director for the upcoming 2015 general elections, Adonis immediately announced that the AFC would win the next election handsomely with a majority of the seven million votes available, and that all donations could be made to him directly or through the Royal Antiguan Money Transfer Company #All FrecksCollected
In other Aboard First Class news, Moses had to be rescued after falling into the Demerara River, he claims he was waiting to see Donald pass in the Dictator Ship as he was curious as to the amenities available onboard.(somebody tell the man is not a real ship nuh)
Caricon Chairman Gaston (mother must have been an Agatha Christie fan) Brown spoke to Stabber news and declared that he was unconcerned about the Prorogation of Parliament in Guyana and could they call later as he was busy with negotiations with Al Pacino for the sale of some lef lef real estate that the Chinese did not want.
Awhee People Nah Understand today met with Geecom Chairman to seek clarity about many things, they declared satisfaction with the answers received and departed with voluminous notes on the care of seeing eye dogs and eradication of rabies in young politicians, in unrelated news Geecom Chairman declared himself “too old for this twaddle” and increased his daily dosage of headache pills.
Cde.Greenshirt caused his wife of umpteen years much heartache and distress by asking for a Black shirt to wear on Sunday, the request triggered a barrage of questions about why the need for a sweet bai shirt, and she also noted he had been coming home a full half hour later than the normal 6 ‘O clock and who was that big belly woman on the picket line, the good comrade then explained the Black shirt was going to be worn by all members of the opposition (except Prak in Purple) to protest the death of Democracy, once the madam calmed down, she saw the funny side of things and forgave the old boy, who promised to be on time for supper henceforth…. All’s well that ends well
GPL poles overused and underpaid says Dindyal as he claimed the poles were being used by the telephone and cable companies to carry their data, Consumers claim the opposite is true, that electricity supplied by the GPL is underused and overpaid and it would be nice if the GPL poles were used to carry electricity … RIP Eileen Cox
*Thin Slice declared today that it was christmas and he was going to "Eat, Drink and be Mary" I suggest some of you do the same.
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