10 things to do in GT when it rains.

10 things to do in GT when it rains.
November 20, 2014 at 4:59pm
10 things to do in GT when it rains.

Guysnooze reporters all slept late today, figuring after last night’s downpour, it would be a slow day or as they say in Ol’ Canada a ‘Snow day” , this afternoon the lazy S.O.B’s that work here deigned to call around for an informal survey of what the good ol’ GT folks do on rainy days. In the tradition of "too soon?" we bring you the results before the water subsides.

10. Wake the Koker man in your area.

9. Cancel today’s sitting of Parliament.

8. Prep the fridge boat for action.

7. Send the Sweetman home early, yuh ent want he ketch cold.

6. Call yuh husband and tell he hurry home through the rain cause the furniture and Big Screen TV ent going fetch itself upstairs.

5. Try to remember whe’ yuh bridge over the trench deh.

4. Mention the old “Weather for Leather” to the wife and look closely to gauge reaction. (Try not to look too desperate banna)

3. Try to remember whe’ the road deh.

2. Stock up on cheese-pie in case (Heaven Forbid) Oasis flood out.

1. Ask who Ramsammy “Surrenda” the pumps to?

* Wuk done, wait for Scandal to "come on" the TV