I going protest because…

I going protest because…
November 13, 2014 at 12:42pm
I going protest because….

In light of calls for protest action on Friday, 14th November 2014, Guysnooze felt compelled to ask the usual and not so usual suspects about plans and motivation to protest or abstain as the case may be, the following are the responses we garnered:

Gidharie: I am attending to record the event.

Freddy: Horses ridden by Oligarchs could not keep me away! Protest is my way of life!

Green Shirt: I will be attending the said event, I plan to go a bit late, but I will be wearing my greenest shirt!
GSZ: Will you be wearing all those medals?
Green Shirt: Not Likely! , Choke and Rob banna, like you from country?

Deputy (Maximum) Leader Greenish: Well yes, the ol’ Porshe needs a run now and then, nothing beats the wind on my balding head, I hope Green Shirt don’t get a heat stroke or anything, heaven forbid that I have to become leader by default, yuh know the forecast?

Glen Wall: I going to keep an eye on that chamar, Gidharie

Chinese Businessman: me so sited! Me fus fus plotest, me sell gleen slut cheep cheep!

Indian Businessman: My workers have all been given time off to attend the protest if they wish to, but my shop gun shut up tighter than a tick batty in a rainstorm!

Agent Dangles: yes! I going to protest! Do you know that I can’t get into a Western Union with all these “Because a gat pickney” crasses full up the place, mih man dem sending money and ah can’t collect, is punishment!

Prak: I deh! My wife sending me, she say “leh spicy dish cook fuh yuh deh” plus all mih fren dem gathering up, Moses trunk should got Johnny Double Black (duty free) and Cathy promise cutters.
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Capt. Gerry: I shall be flying over the protest; the view from above is Fantastic! Just Fantastic!

Minister of Flowered Shirts: Protest? Do you mean the large Tourism event we have planned in front of the Parliament Building on Friday to show our support for Guyana?

Rueful Johansen: I, Uhm, well if the protest route passes the world famous Quiche eatery (Oasis Café) I shall take a break (I am getting a little chubby) and come outside and wave in solidarity, but you know I have so much work to do, reminding the sycophants of the racist corrupt PPP that all is not well in Cheesepietopia!

Lil Johnny: Well I am not going into a crowd of AFC supporters, that one Mark tried to make me speak into the mike and Cathy and Nigel are on my shit list, I have here on this thingamabob (takes object that looks suspiciously like a lollypop out of pocket) evidence that the Acting Chief Justice will want to see and then its “here comes Johnny” it will be like egg on their faces.

Ex-COP Rolex: Oh I will be there, first let me take off this expensive watch of dubious lineage, choke an’ rob ya know, as a member of the provoked parliament, I have a duty to protest, I will be in the rear of the procession to keep PPP infiltrators out, you know how they are prone to violence and looting unlike our church choir boys and girls.

Sooba: I hope the Christians do not litter during the protest, I will ask the Council Police to keep an eye out and we will charge those who think they can nasty up the place.

Speaker: yes! I will be protesting, I need the use and privacy of my office for meetings and special services like getting my Mace cleaned, shinning like a bulb now!

Benkok: yes! I am a protester by nature, in fact I shall be starting my campaign for Mayor of Georgetown and fully expect that the laws will change so that the people will be given a chance to vote for a Mayor instead of a Party which than appoints a Mayor, I will also not be in the same section with Freddy, he too fronting and wants all the attention!

Actor Ajay B: well the last time protest started in Linden I was in Bank of Slocoachia, by the time I do mih business , it reach Stabroek market, ah ketch a car an’ go home and when ah get deh, Blackout! GPL in mih kyat! So ah went back to the protest, this time I do have a small bizness to do in sloctia, but plan to get away in time to join Rueful in a Quiche and Rant breakfast at the world famous Oasis café.

Less Rumalovoe: yes! I will be attending …in spirit, This Prorogation is fishy business, but Jono captaining Guyana at the National Stadium and I have declared the day a National Holiday. As a QC boy who runs things we can declare holidays an ting when we want.

Anil: No, even tho it is a QC run event, I weel not be attending as Chatree don’t protest, we take actions, we also talk too much pan phone but dats anadder story.

Feral Blaster: yes! And I will give them a piece of my mind, imagine protesting when they could be shopping for the children with the “Because I Swear” money!

Blue Caps: We would like to go, but we have a football meeting, we are FIFA men now, and we would not want to be associated with any corrupt organizations..... rite Tapir?....Taipir?

Commissioner See-All: I will be sending Constable Brown, the one they call Boy Blue to keep things in order, he is armed with Commander Hikken's private number.

Local newspaper headlines
Knews: Granger’s medals missing in Million man protest!

Hard Times: A BLACK day for Guyana

Chronic: PNC stages 3 man protest, only two attend

Stabroek: Roundnaresh appointed Captain of TT training squad