Re: Cow Shit recycling proposal of 2014

Re: Cow Shit recycling proposal of 2014
September 29, 2014 at 9:56pm
Re: Cow Shit recycling proposal of 2014

Dear Farmer Brown,

We are writing to inform you that the words “Cow” and “Shit” can no longer be used together by you or any other person in any context, way shape or form, this is because the word combination has been Trademarked under The Trademarks Act (Act No. 67 of 1952) amended by Act No. 4 of 1972 under the laws of the Co-operative Republic of Chikungunya Guyana.
The owner of the trademark wishes to remain anonymous but has declared in court documents “everybody know is me” so Go Read About it, but not in Kaieteur Newspapers because possession of a copy of this daily can result in an audit of your taxes.
The Ministry of Abby-Culture cannot in these circumstances entertain your proposal to recycle Bovine waste in its present form; we suggest you re-write the proposal eliminating the libelous and/or trademarked portions.
We suggest you edit the following statements in your proposal:
There’s more Cow shit on my farm than at an OP Press conference.
You cannot stop death, taxes or cow shit.
The cow shit, the cow pickney dem shit, is a lot of shit everyday
When the cow shit hits the fan, nobody claiming it
Cow shit is generally thought to be hard on the top and soft on the bottom
Cow shit produces a lot of hot air
Cow shit stinks
Cow shit sticks to you like glue
Thank you for your time and we look forward to hearing from you soon.
Regards
Sum Ting Wong
PS Ministry of Abby-Culture