Wednesday, 24 December 2014

Still not asking for it! #stillnotaskingforit

Still not asking for it! #stillnotaskingforit

In response and in full support forJanelle Persaud's Social Media campaign #stillnotaskingforit, we at Guysnooze would like to state our position that no mode of attire is “asking for it” and to make things clearer for guys in a world of mixed signals, we present some examples of who MAY be “asking for it”.

10. Mother-in-law who calls and asks you to bring bread and upon delivery asks if you have sausage to go with it.

9. Age appropriate Sister-In-law who insists on sleeping between you and your wife

8. Women who will listen to your “Golf” stories and pretend to be interested.

7. Mutton dressed as Lamb who asks if you know what a MILF or Cougar is… (run banna run)

6. Girls standing outside the St George's Cathedral (at night)

5. Female/Male who throws you a surprise party and you two are the only ones there….(Awkward or Sexy, you decide)

4. Anyone that believes you are a “French model” ...Bonjour?

3. Starving writers at Oasis cafe.

2. Japanese twins Fuk Yu and Fuk Mi

1. Those that drop the soap in prison showers…

*Please note that we have tried to include LBGT references where appropriate, no need to complain to the Diplomatic community about us.

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