Crabs in Our Barrel
Crabs in Our Barrel
Guysnooze in on the ball, despite numerous attempts at sabotage from the RUM party posse, our cognitive ability while diminished, continues to function, we have spotted an alarming trend in Guyana, Crabs have invaded our barrel! No .... not yuh Christmas barrel, look.... read below and wuk it out for yuhself.
King Crab is of course Freddy, always ready to place Guyana somewhere south of Nazi Germany, this shop-girl bully will stop at nothing to drag our country through the mud, “That tourism photograph reminded me of Nazi Germany”(1) really Freddy? Somebody please pay for a pshrink for this Crab, low self-esteem into your seventies must be a bitch! Sadly as with most old animals, his tengehleh lost their grip and Glen does his bit for charity by throwing a few fecks per column inch, Kudos to Glen.
Sadly not all crabs are old and it is with great regret I name Cricketman a Blue Crab for his attempt to pull his Puerto Rican twin Pastor Gee back into the barrel, nah man, nah, yuh can’t be PR man for easily the most maligned organization in the Caribbean, whose mistakes are actually beyond comprehension of the man in the street, not to mention the employed (?) Players. Do your own wuk, try to repair the image of the Waste Indies Crooked Bored before you pick on your fellow Public Relations man, no one expects truth and integrity from your profession, the very nature of the job is to spin truth at best! Let a brother make a living doing the same thing you do, and if he’s climbing out of the barrel nah pull he down.
There is the sad case of the Dessert crab who lives on an Oasis in Georgetown, a mercenary crab whose nemesis seems to be Kwame Fcboy, has been pulling black men into the barrel with the liberal use of the “house slave” moniker, it seems every black person employed by Government is a house slave and has no right to an opinion, his hubris was reached today when he called out Dr. Lunchman as a House Slave, nah, nah, the good doctor could never be classified as a house slave, he is an immensely powerful person in the ruling party and NOTHING gets done without his approval. Pull up Star, pull up!
We have Speaker Crab and Johnny Crab who seem to alternate turns in the Barrel.
Now we got all kinda lesser crabs in the barrel:
Guysnooze asks everyone to seek the truth within, are you a Crab? If so cease and desist, change to constructive criticism; stop pulling a brother or sister down, all awhee is one family.
*RUM party members I know what ya’ll up to! .... Challenge accepted.
Guysnooze in on the ball, despite numerous attempts at sabotage from the RUM party posse, our cognitive ability while diminished, continues to function, we have spotted an alarming trend in Guyana, Crabs have invaded our barrel! No .... not yuh Christmas barrel, look.... read below and wuk it out for yuhself.
King Crab is of course Freddy, always ready to place Guyana somewhere south of Nazi Germany, this shop-girl bully will stop at nothing to drag our country through the mud, “That tourism photograph reminded me of Nazi Germany”(1) really Freddy? Somebody please pay for a pshrink for this Crab, low self-esteem into your seventies must be a bitch! Sadly as with most old animals, his tengehleh lost their grip and Glen does his bit for charity by throwing a few fecks per column inch, Kudos to Glen.
Sadly not all crabs are old and it is with great regret I name Cricketman a Blue Crab for his attempt to pull his Puerto Rican twin Pastor Gee back into the barrel, nah man, nah, yuh can’t be PR man for easily the most maligned organization in the Caribbean, whose mistakes are actually beyond comprehension of the man in the street, not to mention the employed (?) Players. Do your own wuk, try to repair the image of the Waste Indies Crooked Bored before you pick on your fellow Public Relations man, no one expects truth and integrity from your profession, the very nature of the job is to spin truth at best! Let a brother make a living doing the same thing you do, and if he’s climbing out of the barrel nah pull he down.
There is the sad case of the Dessert crab who lives on an Oasis in Georgetown, a mercenary crab whose nemesis seems to be Kwame Fcboy, has been pulling black men into the barrel with the liberal use of the “house slave” moniker, it seems every black person employed by Government is a house slave and has no right to an opinion, his hubris was reached today when he called out Dr. Lunchman as a House Slave, nah, nah, the good doctor could never be classified as a house slave, he is an immensely powerful person in the ruling party and NOTHING gets done without his approval. Pull up Star, pull up!
We have Speaker Crab and Johnny Crab who seem to alternate turns in the Barrel.
Now we got all kinda lesser crabs in the barrel:
- Ebola Crab want we get an outbreak here, so he/she could say “I told you so”
- Cathedral Crabs who are willing to give you some crabs to take home
- AFC Councilor Crab who reporting crimes up when the police say they down
- Dem Boy Crab who waiting to see Pumpkin Jumpsuits become a fashion trend
- Cricket Crabs waiting on the Cricket Bill
- Football Crabs watching the Normalization Committee
- Thieving Crabs counting your money
- Rapist Crabs waiting fuh the soap to drop
- Police crabs also known as Bandit crabs
- Security crabs fighting down the Brutal Crew Crabs
Guysnooze asks everyone to seek the truth within, are you a Crab? If so cease and desist, change to constructive criticism; stop pulling a brother or sister down, all awhee is one family.
*RUM party members I know what ya’ll up to! .... Challenge accepted.
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