Protest Rules

Protest Rules
November 10, 2014 at 6:08pm
Protest Rules

Due to high probability of Protests over the next week (Christmas starts next week, ya’ll deh pun yuh own) Guysnooze publishes the following rules governing protests in Georgetown.

10. No Protest under hot sun
9. No Protest where we have to listen to long speeches
8. Freddy and Benkok must occupy rear
7. Green shirts optional, Red shirts verboten
6. Deodorant NOT optional
5, ALL placards must pass grammar check
4. RUM supporters are urged not to answer when leader shouts “what do we want”
3. No looting of old model TV’s or DVD players (seriously, who uses those?)
2. Kicking of anyone suggesting a “candlelight vigil” is permitted, nay, encouraged.
1. No Protest during Scandal #shondarules

*Readers Suggestions
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