Lazarus Taxon

Lazarus Taxon
October 9, 2014 at 11:25pm
Lazarus Taxon

Cousin Goat is all upset
Complains that the list he’s dealt
Suggests a game of stealth
A Conspiracy
Cloaked in secrecy
A countrywide epidemic
A Lazarus taxon immediacy
Who’s alive and who’s dead?
Jumbie politics stalk the land

GECOM is quick off the mark
Registration rules have changed
Fingerprints and heartbeat please
Breathe on the mirror to register
Arthur Chung get out the line!
Sorry Li Yin Fuc ….
I get confused by you lot!
Gecom SOP now say
Take them in the sun
If they sparkle or they shine
Put a tick next to Ol’ Higue
Ask questions for proof of life
Where yuh live?
Who does mine yuh wife?

Polling station in Le Repenitir
Prisoners cleanin’ up in time
GT Zombies forming line
Palm Tree and Cup en vogue
Dead men never hear ‘bout Key
Burnham and Jagan
Neck and neck for the Presidency

GECOM Chairman was heard to declare
“Viagra it was, not the PLE
That saddled us with this monstrosity
The blue pill has brought to life
Many a man declared dead by wife”

Uncle Steve was heard to sigh
It has happened to many a vet
Rex declared dead
Five minutes later
Playing with Rover instead
What’s a chairman to do?
Break out the old Belafonte
Join the Zombie Jamboree
Back to back, belly to belly
We don’t give a damm
We done vote already!