Guyanese Torture Report
Guyanese Torture Report
Guysnooze has learned with amusement that Industrial Rock music played 12 hours a day to prisoners was considered a means of torture by the US Government, clearly they have gone soft in the head, small potatoes compared to some tortures we have here in Guyana. Guysnooze digs up our top ten Tortures for your Sunday entertainment.
Top Ten Guyanese Tortures
10. That cricket half-time show (rather have bamboo shoots inserted under fingernails).
9. Watching Agent dangles and she crew parade when the madam deh ‘bout.
8. Mini-bus horn in yuh ears non-stop until they pass and stop in front of you to let out passengers.
7. Deciphering Knews Conspiracy Theories (helps if you are an Arab).
6. Chasing after the new owners of your jewelry.
5. Waiting for 121 seconds for the STOP light to change then waiting 15 secs for the man in front of the line to move cause he buying water.
4. Dat Infant Oily video (Flower shirt or Fishing, you choose).
3. GPL skunt (no explanation needed).
2. Court’s people calling when yuh late with a payment.
1. Attending Dr. Lunchman’s Wednesday press briefing (Press & Diplomats welcome)
* Listening to "Vacationers" harp about dey "JAAB" while torture, is allowed as they contribute heavily to RUM Party activities.
Guysnooze has learned with amusement that Industrial Rock music played 12 hours a day to prisoners was considered a means of torture by the US Government, clearly they have gone soft in the head, small potatoes compared to some tortures we have here in Guyana. Guysnooze digs up our top ten Tortures for your Sunday entertainment.
Top Ten Guyanese Tortures
10. That cricket half-time show (rather have bamboo shoots inserted under fingernails).
9. Watching Agent dangles and she crew parade when the madam deh ‘bout.
8. Mini-bus horn in yuh ears non-stop until they pass and stop in front of you to let out passengers.
7. Deciphering Knews Conspiracy Theories (helps if you are an Arab).
6. Chasing after the new owners of your jewelry.
5. Waiting for 121 seconds for the STOP light to change then waiting 15 secs for the man in front of the line to move cause he buying water.
4. Dat Infant Oily video (Flower shirt or Fishing, you choose).
3. GPL skunt (no explanation needed).
2. Court’s people calling when yuh late with a payment.
1. Attending Dr. Lunchman’s Wednesday press briefing (Press & Diplomats welcome)
* Listening to "Vacationers" harp about dey "JAAB" while torture, is allowed as they contribute heavily to RUM Party activities.
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