Cock Drugs

Cock Drugs
August 1, 2014 at 6:11pm
Cock Drugs
Oh la da da die, if ah tell ah lie….
Hey you Carib lady!
What you doing challenging me?
“Is only GPC qualify”
You hustling to tell people that’s a lie
Lady stick to sellin’ beer
We don’t want no cock drugs here

I spoke to my colleagues privately
Goat water I was told
Is the remedy of old
This mek Rohee suck he teeth
Cuss up stink and walk out in the street
“I have Big tool that hard like mih head
Nuff young girl run from the bed,
Straight to station an’ complain”
Rohee big I’on strikes again

I don’t need no cock drugs yet
Tho’ ah’ cayn speak fo’ all of cabinet
Master Willie working fine
The mistress ent complain
But ah wonder if yuh have something fo back pain
Donald lookin fo something to lose weight
But he claim the ol’ man standing straight
Glen fren’ own see sunset
Even Viagra fail dat test
Nothing can raise the dead
Drink rum and pee he bed
If yuh have a drug fo dat
Legal affairs givin’ contract

When OP connected
Yuh answer ma’ call the first ring
Sound of your voice got me thinkin’
Too much of your product you imbibing’
Trying to sell the mighty Doc
Something for his working cock

Plenty Political Pricks are used
To screw Guyana day and night
Now a Trini want join the fight
GRA will audit she
Using Sattuar nuff family
We gun deal with this properly
No loopholes will be allowed
Every container will be scanned
Stag and Carib could be banned

Ansa callin on Caricom
Talkin’ bout ”free market economy”
Kamla Persad-Bissessar to intervene
Like Kamla ent got enough problem
Sport is life for Anil and company
Minister dropin’ like mango from a tree
Lady in Louboutin kickin’ crotch
Making cock man lose they wuk
Charity begins at home
Sell Trini cock drugs ova there
Do something for the dysfunctional

The Guyanese people like the cock
The populace wining back
When we rape the treasury
Shortknee got people defending he
The cock must feel good in the arse
Is cockish farce after farce
The PNC join the band
Dem holler “PPP pay the man fuh shoot”
Nothing could be further from the truth
But nobody taking time to understand
Is cock-man time in the land

Ah da da da die, if ah tell a lie…