Johnny (sung to Pour a little Sugar on it)(Def Leppard

Johnny (sung to Pour a little Sugar on it)(Def Leppard)
October 29, 2014 at 5:14pm
Johnny

Johnny was just a 12 year old boy
Minor son a a miner
Johnny had a roving eye
He like the look of daddy’s friends
Drawn to the shiny cars and polished shoes
Designer suits and tech gadgets

Chours
Johnny get on your knees
Worship at the altar of greed
Get a good grip on the vice
Yank it hard , make it nice
Oh yeah, squirt a little in your eye
Take the money, spend it fast
Crawl back for a refill

Johnny’s childhood soon changed
Sucking on sugarcane
Gets old real fast
Bending over, oiling up dat ass!
Go gangbang Johnny
Rack up those points
Fancy phones and sticky dreams
Johnny’s gonna fuck ‘em all
Hey Daddy, got any more friends for me?

Chorus

One day Johnny turned 17
No more sweet sixteen
Johnny was cast aside
By the gang of Pedophiles
“your hole is too big Johnny”
Pubic hairs ended his career
Gangbang Johnny was no more
Just another washed up whore
Johnny continued his life of sin
Sucking off all who would pay him
Then Johnny just faded away

Chorus

Johnny cane back with a bang
Extortion and blackmail
For the pedophile gang
“oh for what you did to me
My batty red to this day”
No more blow jobs for lunch money
Johnny wants Mr. Uncle to pay
Five Million for all those good lays
“how good I look, designer labels all the way”
Austin Powers make way, for my digital array
Johnny is here for his big payday
“Bencock gave me three million”
That is not enough to shut me up
They have a plot to put me down
Shoot Johnny like a rabid dog
They sent men to beat me up

Chorus

Sadly it was not to be
Little Johnny had no facts
To back his statements up
There was no mole on Mr.Uncle’s cock
No pictures on a usb stick
The spy pen never worked
Wasn’t even a real Cross
Just another Johnny tale
Nobody’s going to jail
Uncle Obama never answered Johnny’s call
Johnny’s buggery will soon disappear
Into the anals of history
little boy blue
you blew your last horn
just another object of scorn
poor poor Johnny
Chorus

*for those about to rock! I salute you.