Guysnooze Breaks Internet!

Guysnooze Breaks Internet!
November 17, 2014 at 5:34pm
CNN Breaking News!

Wormhole entrance detected in tiny South American nation of Ghana.

Jim Clancy: CNN is reporting that local affiliate Guysnooze has detected signs of time travel in Guinea, South America, over to the local feed for more on this happening!

GSZ: Well John, it has always been suspected that this tiny country was unique, the fact we always seem to slip back to 1962 every five years, the terms “Apaan Jhatt” “Coolieman/Blackman” seem to resurface and trigger the event.

Jim Clancy: it’s Jim, what has changed to move the theory forward?

GSZ: well James, there was a rally on the 14 November and a pair of time travelers appeared, one was wearing some contemporary clothing, but was given away by his “Hush Puppy” felt shoes, our reporter at the scene immediately started looking for a DeLorean but failed to find one, the second traveler may have been a fraud, heralded as the “New Burnham” he failed badly in his imitation of that famed Orator, he instead sounded eerily like Screech from “Saved by the Bell” , he was a Huge disappointment.

Jim Clancy: It’s Jim, is that all you have to go on? A Hush Puppy and Huge Screecher?

GSZ: Former president Arthur Chung mesteriously reappeared on the OLE and no one knows if he is alive or dead.....and, before all of this Our President did some hocus pocus and left our Parliment suspended in time, limbo if you will...I must tell you we were skeptical too, but today a senior police officer spouted something so archaic he must have come direct from the Middle Ages, he suggested women should dress morally to avoid rape.

Jim Clancy: It’s Jim, wow! That’s the proof we have been looking for, we shall be sending a team to collaborate all your evidence, do you have any idea what the time travelers want to achieve?

GSZ: Jordan, mih name is Robin, be professional! ,and YES. we do know that the time travelers want us to go back to sometime before 1978 where there was no dictatorship in Guyana or food shortages or …

Jim Clancy: I have to cut you short President Ford is making an announcement.