Christmas Wishes
Christmas Wishes
Well it is dat time of year
Put aside the differences
Forget the skid marks on the underwear
GT people have no grudges to bear
One love and black cake in the air
Time for we to take a drink
Hug up and pontificate
About the things that make Guyana great
So to all the people I insult
Make fun of an’ disparage
Ah taking the time to say to you
Best wishes from the Guysnooze crew to you
A merry christmas to mih fren’ Benkok
I wish all you protest can bear fruit
An’ yuh end up with the mayor chain fuh truth
Ah wish Cowshit and he Pickney
All the best as they calculate
Vat, PAYE and other rate
And a subtle reminder
Dat ah still waiting for last year tax rebate
To the men at the Windies board
It seem ya’ll in the wrang business
My advice to you for the new year
Is to open a recording studio
It seem that wherever you go
Somebody got a Record to make
An’ Windies Team willin’ to facilitate
To mih pardner Rueful
I wish yuh Fictions win all D’ prize
Small axe an’ a Pulitzer
Who needs Walcott and Naipaul
GT got writing genius of we own
but Guysnooze ent blowin' he own horn
Captain Gerry ah wish a happy new year
He lean ova’ an’ whisper “fantastic” in mih ear
Yuh can’t keep a good man down
So to Nahgatmuchfuhdo
I wishing all could see
What an important man you is
To Abby Forget Chatree party
Freddy ah want to say to you
I wishing yuh become a tenured professor
Instead of a talentless column depressor
Guyana is not that bad
Yuh Hush puppies survive the weather
Not get mash up like in Canada
Commandant “Rolex” Lassarde
Ah sorry ah was so hard on you
You are a good sport for sure
Wishing in the New Year
you change from a dim bulb
to a bright spark
an’ lead yuh brethren
out the dark
Greetings go out to Green Shirt
Yuh had to wait twelve months to be in style
Dress up like Elf with bad Santa by yuh side
Next year, leh your wishes come true
May Prak mek you Prime Ministerial candidate
To the staff at the Stabber
I applaud your creativity
Yuh bury a forty foot whale
in a twenty foot grave
yuh mek CN Sharma laff
fall out he bed an’ nearly get jail
leh yuh wishes come true
nex’ year yuh could rival Glen and Adam
start yuh own fairy tale section
to rival Dem Bai
yuh could call it
Whale of a Tale
If yuh ent see yuh name
know ah wish yuh well
Merry Christmas all the same
leh yuh wishes come true
an' have a Happy New Year
*Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all
Well it is dat time of year
Put aside the differences
Forget the skid marks on the underwear
GT people have no grudges to bear
One love and black cake in the air
Time for we to take a drink
Hug up and pontificate
About the things that make Guyana great
So to all the people I insult
Make fun of an’ disparage
Ah taking the time to say to you
Best wishes from the Guysnooze crew to you
A merry christmas to mih fren’ Benkok
I wish all you protest can bear fruit
An’ yuh end up with the mayor chain fuh truth
Ah wish Cowshit and he Pickney
All the best as they calculate
Vat, PAYE and other rate
And a subtle reminder
Dat ah still waiting for last year tax rebate
To the men at the Windies board
It seem ya’ll in the wrang business
My advice to you for the new year
Is to open a recording studio
It seem that wherever you go
Somebody got a Record to make
An’ Windies Team willin’ to facilitate
To mih pardner Rueful
I wish yuh Fictions win all D’ prize
Small axe an’ a Pulitzer
Who needs Walcott and Naipaul
GT got writing genius of we own
but Guysnooze ent blowin' he own horn
Captain Gerry ah wish a happy new year
He lean ova’ an’ whisper “fantastic” in mih ear
Yuh can’t keep a good man down
So to Nahgatmuchfuhdo
I wishing all could see
What an important man you is
To Abby Forget Chatree party
Freddy ah want to say to you
I wishing yuh become a tenured professor
Instead of a talentless column depressor
Guyana is not that bad
Yuh Hush puppies survive the weather
Not get mash up like in Canada
Commandant “Rolex” Lassarde
Ah sorry ah was so hard on you
You are a good sport for sure
Wishing in the New Year
you change from a dim bulb
to a bright spark
an’ lead yuh brethren
out the dark
Greetings go out to Green Shirt
Yuh had to wait twelve months to be in style
Dress up like Elf with bad Santa by yuh side
Next year, leh your wishes come true
May Prak mek you Prime Ministerial candidate
To the staff at the Stabber
I applaud your creativity
Yuh bury a forty foot whale
in a twenty foot grave
yuh mek CN Sharma laff
fall out he bed an’ nearly get jail
leh yuh wishes come true
nex’ year yuh could rival Glen and Adam
start yuh own fairy tale section
to rival Dem Bai
yuh could call it
Whale of a Tale
If yuh ent see yuh name
know ah wish yuh well
Merry Christmas all the same
leh yuh wishes come true
an' have a Happy New Year
*Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all
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