Guysnooze News 23-12-2014
Guysnooze
News 23-12-2014
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is due and our editor is out "cold", so we decided to give the
“Infinite Monkey” Theory a test and let the intern do this week’s news in
review.
Crikey
mates!, wot a bloody interesting week I say, with all this excitement of the
Pied Piper visiting, was it not grand? The GDF band played Machel
Montano’s “ Losing it” for all those who obviously “lost it” and were
willing to follow the Piper and pay for his tune, unfortunately the new messiah
was unable to complete a coherent sentence in his three hour address but was
able to convey that western civilization would not exist had it not been for
his guidance and exploits, while members of civil society were impressed by his
oration, the rats were not and were heard laughing their arses off, the Grand
Pooh –Bah then left taking all the credibility from the applauding civilians ,
we expect he will try to use this credibility to bolster his fund raising
activities.
Well
known Minister of all Eye things, Eye-news, Eye-radio, Eye-pass, today signaled
he may launch his own political party,The Eye-Rob Party, he may want to start
by having someone look at his wardrobe with a critical Eye….
Link
Show writers
had their first brainstorm but sadly nothing they came up with was as funny as
the everyday shit said by politicians, during the meeting there was a power
outage Ajay holler GPL Skites! And Derek tried to generate his own power, his
use of Burger fueled methane gas was not well received by fellow writers and
the meeting came to an abrupt end.
The Another Futile Challenger party today promised to spend the
first six months in government re-writing the constitution, as this is
obviously the most important challenge facing our nation, “fuck job creation,
sugar, gold, bauxite, rice, small business, big business, It’s the Constitution
stupid!
Somebody
thief Freddy panty, bringing him down to earth in the worst nation ever!
Corbin
made a speech in remembrance of Hoyte, unfortunately no one remembers who
Corbin is or was…
Various
violent crimes have been categorized as “PPP campaign tactics” by a prominent
member of the Re-think tank, the government has called these “criminal acts” ,
but who can argue with the “intellectuals”… a Re-re-think-tank may be in
order…..
*Nothing
was inserted into this intern, despite suggestions from the Editor on where to
shove this piece….
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