Self-Perception versus Reality
Perception versus Reality
The Guysnooze News Bureau has received nuff nuff mail from persons who have identified themselves as Patriots, tragic heroes, or other assorted twats, however on closer examination we often find that Self perception and reality rarely do meet, for example Guysnooze News Bureau sees itself as a group of witty individuals contributing wonderful satire to an adoring public, in reality, a Fat man in a Buckta typing really fast before wife gets home, so in that spirit, we give you …Self Perception versus Reality
GT Pensionaire –Captain Planet - Richie Rich.
Ghetto Rookmin- Heroic Minister of small country tells Big Stick Dip to suck it –Real Housewife of Albouystown
Nah Gat Goot Mootives - Waiting for the Red Sea to part so he could ascend the throne - Bogart from Miguel Street.
Rueful- A mercenary intellectual dispensing scathing propaganda – a mercenary dispensing cuss down.
Green Shirt- Ex-brigadier standing against Dictatorship- Brigadier created by Ex-dictator.
Radio Dj’s- Jamaican Beenie men- Guyanese Eediyats.
Greenish- Guyana’s answer to Warren Buffet, Leader in waiting – Too shart fuh be President.
Chatree- Leader of QC old boy network- Arrests first QC old boy who comes to his office with runnings.
HeSue – Patriot – self serving twat, keys to Indian Bank & Indian Monument in pocket.
Bose - Wise Owl in House- Fiddler on the Roof.
Infant Oily – Celebrity Spokesman - Titanic in a Flowered Shirt
Chico Avenue- Intrepid newsman – Dora the Reporter
Lunchman- Wordsmith spinning webs- Vibert, tying up the town with string.
Gotee- Presidential Material - Goat bite victim.
Kiss my Tune- Citizen of Nazi Germany – Shop Girl Nazi
Normalization Committee- FIFA heroes- GFF Scapegoats
Dem Bai Bass- Pumpkin Jumpsuit Tailor- Past Pumpkin Exporter
GT Pest- Benjamin Franklin of Satire – Lesbian laced Dennis.
Supermarket Boy- Parliamentary Seat Calculus Genius – Power Hungry Hippo.
After all this reality we do however have to accentuate the positive.
Captain GeedeYap – Capitalist Businessman - Captain Fantastic!
*nuff nuff respect to Captain GeedeYap for offering jobs to persons deported from the US, Redemption is always within our reach and those who facilitate it get nothing but respect.
* Guysnooze reporters heard doing a group version of Natural Black’s Far From Reality.
The Guysnooze News Bureau has received nuff nuff mail from persons who have identified themselves as Patriots, tragic heroes, or other assorted twats, however on closer examination we often find that Self perception and reality rarely do meet, for example Guysnooze News Bureau sees itself as a group of witty individuals contributing wonderful satire to an adoring public, in reality, a Fat man in a Buckta typing really fast before wife gets home, so in that spirit, we give you …Self Perception versus Reality
GT Pensionaire –Captain Planet - Richie Rich.
Ghetto Rookmin- Heroic Minister of small country tells Big Stick Dip to suck it –Real Housewife of Albouystown
Nah Gat Goot Mootives - Waiting for the Red Sea to part so he could ascend the throne - Bogart from Miguel Street.
Rueful- A mercenary intellectual dispensing scathing propaganda – a mercenary dispensing cuss down.
Green Shirt- Ex-brigadier standing against Dictatorship- Brigadier created by Ex-dictator.
Radio Dj’s- Jamaican Beenie men- Guyanese Eediyats.
Greenish- Guyana’s answer to Warren Buffet, Leader in waiting – Too shart fuh be President.
Chatree- Leader of QC old boy network- Arrests first QC old boy who comes to his office with runnings.
HeSue – Patriot – self serving twat, keys to Indian Bank & Indian Monument in pocket.
Bose - Wise Owl in House- Fiddler on the Roof.
Infant Oily – Celebrity Spokesman - Titanic in a Flowered Shirt
Chico Avenue- Intrepid newsman – Dora the Reporter
Lunchman- Wordsmith spinning webs- Vibert, tying up the town with string.
Gotee- Presidential Material - Goat bite victim.
Kiss my Tune- Citizen of Nazi Germany – Shop Girl Nazi
Normalization Committee- FIFA heroes- GFF Scapegoats
Dem Bai Bass- Pumpkin Jumpsuit Tailor- Past Pumpkin Exporter
GT Pest- Benjamin Franklin of Satire – Lesbian laced Dennis.
Supermarket Boy- Parliamentary Seat Calculus Genius – Power Hungry Hippo.
After all this reality we do however have to accentuate the positive.
Captain GeedeYap – Capitalist Businessman - Captain Fantastic!
*nuff nuff respect to Captain GeedeYap for offering jobs to persons deported from the US, Redemption is always within our reach and those who facilitate it get nothing but respect.
* Guysnooze reporters heard doing a group version of Natural Black’s Far From Reality.
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