Guyana Festival (Come and See)

Guyana Festival (Come and See)
August 2, 2014 at 7:53pm
Guyana Festival
Allyuh come an’ see
Book yuh ticket on Bee Wee
The first time festival in GT
All foreigners welcome
Take a look at the local life
Yuh could even take ah taste O’ Thin Slice
Bai, Guyana life real nice
Yuh could vist and leave with a dangles wife
Go stadium for cricket match and more
Watch Sarwan licking four
The Guyana festival in full swing
Is El Dorado and Banks we drinkin’

In Guyana we don’t discriminate
For the festival play it safe
If yuh visiting the church be very nice
Don’t play Georgie Porgie , pudding an’ pie
If yuh kiss these “girls” you must pay
Or a brutal attack will come your way

Festival songs to enjoy
Dave Martins singing
Warwick professor interpreting
That duo could tie you up
Like Vibert kite string
With dey verbal wrangling
“…. A is for Arange and B fuh Bamzie….”
Stop the man before he get to Gee
Nobody want to upset Rohee
Guyana Festival drama for all to see
Dave and Dave agree to disagree

Fly Jamaica Airways is one ah we
Book dat flight, come an’ see
A festival full of games
Like looking for the H’s that Oteeshia drop
Chasing after the MMC truck
Guyanese Theatre is pure delight
“Where in the world is Julius”
Written by Benscop
Performed by McKoy
“Guess who’s coming to dinner?”
Starring Vanessa Kissoon
Featuring a cameo by the “Purple Shirt Kid”
“If wishes were horses, beggars would ride 2”
Freddie and Luncheon trade feral blasts
RIP Habeeb ,we still have these two
The art-form did not die with you
Queens of the Church Steps
Scenes of transgender life
Played out on the street
Oteeshia and the Brutal crew
Giving those that disrespect
Knuckle sandwich stew

There’s so much to do, so much to see
The Guyana festival is such a rush
We can safely say
Young and Restless have nothing on us
No need for sand and sea
Plenty bacchanal and ‘nancy story