My Big Pension

My Big Pension
July 17, 2014 at 3:42am
My Big Pension

All this talk in town
About 45 million
Such a paltry sum
Making people bump they gum
Nuff Parliamentary questions
It’s a source of debate and contention

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Green shirt want know
Moses N Prak movin like batty an’ po
Everybody curious,
Morally outraged or furious
It’s my big pension
Gathering all the attention
Glen an’ Adam want to know
Kaieteur readers fas’ fo’ so



Fascination with my sex life
And my estranged former wife
All dem want to know
If she could handle my big pension
Dem bracin’ Short Knee
Askin’ wha happen if I get Pickney
Even tho… everybody know
dem cross Varshanie & Co.
Declare, I on the down low
Not to worry gal pickney
Condoms protecting the economy

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This dengue fever
Heatin’ up again
Time to fly, on the big pension plane
It’s time Guyanese appreciate
How much I have on mih plate
Every-time I get Doctorate
I can’t prevaricate
Got to collect that certificate
Chalk another Doctor on the slate

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International organizations
Seek my skills
Guyanese citizens get the bills
Why can’t you understand?
Even tho’ I am a working man
I like mih big pension plan
Spendin’ such a thrill
When others foot the bill
Gucci shoes I wear
Handle that designer Luggage with care
In these Fancy Italian suits
I’ve come a long way from my roots
Who can remember when I really care’?
Back then I even had hair

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Even my detractors have to admit
20 years ago Guyana was in the toilet
I built an economy sturdy and strong
So what if you have to talk “ching chang chong”
Progress n' Plenty Pension
Was always my stated intention
Chinee man run the lan
Not fat man Brassington
I am not a billionaire
i have to proudly declare
I am a GT pension-aire!

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Granger jus jealous me
He get an old gardner
Wukking in a green buckta
I gat ten young maid
bringing drinks in the shade
he got one bodyguard
I got a small brigade
Dem have Freddie Kissoon
The man with all the answers
To he own idiotic questions
Living in Turkeyen mansion
With a small time pension
The odder Sour one
Adding ten more million
To this small freck pension
Glen Lall takin’ fat
Adam Harris backin’ dat
No matta’ What Dem Boys Say
The Big Pension ent going no 'way

Chorus

Short Knee in the Parliament
He looked at the opposition bench
“with or without Vaseline?” he intoned
“I like it rough!” Shouted one wench
“Quiet! Madame Minister”, shouted the Speaker
This is not that kind of house
Agent Dangles in the gallery
Shout out “doan mine he Jenny!,
We gat nuff Canadian money”
Well was pandemonium,
All the women fighting up to see
The size of my penury

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If yuh worried about my pension
Then do not vote for AFC
Everybody know they plan to rotate Presidency
Donald gat he eye pun it
Moses an’ Prak go fight um’ out
Granger-Norton pash-way now
Is cause dem see the light
Getting a hold of the big pension
Is all O’ dem intention
I encourage you to economize
A third term would be wise

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