Green Shirt goes “Indian” for protest!
November 13, 2014 at 10:55pm
Green Shirt goes “Indian” for protest!
Guysnooze staffers were stunned by the ‘indian arrival” of opposition leader Cde. Green Shirt, gone were the drabery of old, Guysnooze reports….
GS:Friends, party faithful, people ova deh, lend me your ears
Man1: wha he want?
Man2: pears, like he hungry….
GS : no more shall I be called “Green Shirt” call me “Green Kurta” , I am the man for all peoples
Man1: whe he seh?
Man2: He say he joining lil Johnny as a fashionista!
GS: It has been noted by political pundits of note that People Not Coming to our protests, and recommendations have been made by expensive consultants (yuh feel Quiche cheap) to broaden our appeal, as a result we have a new rallying song, ya’ll sing with along with me:
Yuh know the tune Oh Maninga? ... Well same tune , knack a tassa deh bai….
Oh Seelall oh Seelall
Nah shoot abby at-tall
Curry , rice and dhall
Is a staple food fuh all
Oh Seelall, oh Seelall
Who sen’ Hikken to oversee us all
Black and Coolie hug up
unity protest
Mek Cuffy smile an’ all
Times a changing , times a changing
Dis nah like lang lang time ago
Donkey cart and Desoto
get replace
By new model Prado
Man1: wha he seh deh?
Man2: Dil day kay deco…
Greenish: (heard muttering)this new fangled rass got to stop, wait ‘till I turn Maximum Leader…
GS: Gidharie , upload dat to youtube quick, lets go viral
Man1: wha he seh deh?
Man2: sumthing ‘bout Ebola
Eschallot Williams: well this is an interesting development, anybody got party membership application forms, …. Wha yuh mean , “we never had one” , when last somebody join we?
Vanessa Key Soon: how dey gun join when the gate always gat big padlock?
Man1: ya’ll shhhh, Green Turban talking….
GS: and I want ya’ll to know we will not call the symbol a “palm tree” any more, our slogan is”Vote for Tree”
Man1: wha he seh dey?
Man2: he seh he is a Chatree……
*Kudos to the Women from grove who gave us these wonderful cultural songs Kathy and Elsie, take a bow, wherever you are.
links https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtwAFeWoaq0 redone by Kanchan in the 80's.
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