Slap dem Jaggy, slap dem hard
Slap dem Jaggy, slap dem hard
Dear Comrade Jaggy,
It has come to our attention that you may be a dispenser of slaps, our dear president has indicated you may be happy to slap the stupidees among us, I think this would be a welcome initiative and have prepared a list of potential ‘slap” candidates, please note, that while I have never previously heard of you slapping anyone under any circumstance, we have to go with the good comrade’s recommendation that you are up to the task at hand (pun intended)
*Guysnooze editor who approved this article may also qualify
Dear Comrade Jaggy,
It has come to our attention that you may be a dispenser of slaps, our dear president has indicated you may be happy to slap the stupidees among us, I think this would be a welcome initiative and have prepared a list of potential ‘slap” candidates, please note, that while I have never previously heard of you slapping anyone under any circumstance, we have to go with the good comrade’s recommendation that you are up to the task at hand (pun intended)
- People who throw garbage in the streets (yuh hand might get tired)
- Koker men who oversleep
- Minister of Pumping, every time the Surrendra Pump is mentioned (slap he till the pumps show up!)
- City Hall (share slap lef’ and right)
- COP for promoting Torturers
- All who ask questions on AFC Facebook page (Es Verboten)
- Jacob (I am writing this letter) Opadeyi for suggesting a raise in UG fees
- All who tek Parliamentary pay during prorogation
- The banna who accept a check from Dr. Thomas (4 million slaps worth)
- Onya Kakapoopoo for tekkin’ we pardner Rueful wuk (she picking a Literary fare)
*Guysnooze editor who approved this article may also qualify
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