Robin’s Mala Shop
Now Opening!
Robin’s Mala Shop
New Business!!!
Robin is happy to announce the opening of his new business “ROBIN’S MALA SHOP”
For all your needs, whatever the occasion, say it with MALAS, nothing else quite says it the same way.
For all your hero worship, political candidates, wannabe Kings, we have a MALA for you!
Political rally? Visit of dignitaries? No occasion is too big or small for the ubiquitous MALA!
Not in politics? No worries, we have MALAS for all occasions, new puppy? Bring him home with a MALA round his neck? Rich Uncle from New Yark visiting? Meet him a CBJI with a MALA! Believe us when we say “nothing gets dem spending like a mala”
What happens when the elections are over and the rallies are no longer en vogue? No problem, MALAS will still be need for every visit by the President, Ministers, and our new niche market “the Vice-presidents”
What could be better than wearing a mala while cutting the ribbon for Amalia?
Call I-800-suck-up and place your orders now!
Special discount for all bulk orders!
Free Cokes and Buns at Jerries All Nite Long for all buyers! (Courtesy Jerry)
Robin’s Mala Shop
New Business!!!
Robin is happy to announce the opening of his new business “ROBIN’S MALA SHOP”
For all your needs, whatever the occasion, say it with MALAS, nothing else quite says it the same way.
For all your hero worship, political candidates, wannabe Kings, we have a MALA for you!
Political rally? Visit of dignitaries? No occasion is too big or small for the ubiquitous MALA!
Not in politics? No worries, we have MALAS for all occasions, new puppy? Bring him home with a MALA round his neck? Rich Uncle from New Yark visiting? Meet him a CBJI with a MALA! Believe us when we say “nothing gets dem spending like a mala”
What happens when the elections are over and the rallies are no longer en vogue? No problem, MALAS will still be need for every visit by the President, Ministers, and our new niche market “the Vice-presidents”
What could be better than wearing a mala while cutting the ribbon for Amalia?
Call I-800-suck-up and place your orders now!
Special discount for all bulk orders!
Free Cokes and Buns at Jerries All Nite Long for all buyers! (Courtesy Jerry)
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