Guyanese Classifieds

Guyanese Classifieds

Wanted: One harse, mus’ be able to outrun the police harse dem, must anser to call of “Harsey”.

For sale: Puppies, suitable for police work, Father is AFC Poogle , mother is a regular bitch.

Wanted: Old guns, turn those old guns in for cash at the nearest church, please do not stick up dem pastors as we do have honor among thieves. Bless.

To let: One building with nuff nuff room, formerly used for immoral purposes, call Shortman. 1-800-injail

For sale: Mining claims, going cheap cheap. Call Broomsy.

Service: Driving instructor. Let Jesus take the wheel and teach you how to drive, Cuban instructor with many years experience.

Domestic: Former Bartica hooker seeks employment as domestic worker, will ensure all your days have happy endings.

Land for sale: Rice plantation can be used for shrimp or tilapia farming, also rice, but not advised.

Used: One large drum, barely used in great condition, great for weddings, funerals, wars and elections. Call Congress Place for pricing and delivery.

Real Estate: Wanted one office for Climate Change folks, we have been displaced (kicked out) by the Prime Minister and need offices urgently. Call Office for Climate Change.

Vacancy:  GECON Chairman, applicant must be versed in use of small words we can understand, cannot be old and irascible, must be able to count without use of fingers , flexible working hours and numerous benefits.

For sale: Toyota Crown Presidential model, one previous owner, in excellent condition, Present  Owner needs parking space for New Lexus SUV, no reasonable offer refused.