10 things to do with all dat rice

10 things to do with all dat rice

We at Guysnooze were alarmed to learn that our major rice market has vanished faster than a Monkey with a banana,” this will not do!” shouted our editor, “boys and …uhm, well boys , go out and find some solutions to this problem and I am only reimbursing meal claims that include rice! An’ doan come back with mundane ting like rice flour and eat mo rice campaign”…. the following 10 suggestions are the fruit of that labor.

Top 10 things to do with all dat rice

10. Appoint a Minister of Rice (one mo’ ministah ent gon kill we)

9. Rice jingle competition (we loves a good jingle competition) #distractify

8. Miss Rice Guyana Pageant (I think Lisa Punch is a lock) #lisafalife

  

7. Make it legal tender, pay part salaries, pensions etc. with bags of the good grains.

6.  Package and market it as “Smart Phone Moisture Removal Kits”, we all know most “smart phone”      owners ent dat smart. (hint: super high price)

5. Call Uncle Ben

4. Give to parents of school children as replacement of $10g “Because we care” grant  #twobirdsonestone

3. Market aggressively: Rice! .... Not just for the monkey on your back!

2. See if Bill Cosby will do a “Rice Puddin’ Pop” ad fuh we.

1. Feed all the new police dogs (mek dem rice eaters)

*Guysnooze staff deh pun fry rice rations until further notice.