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Best of Guyana 2014

Best of Guyana 2014

December 30, 2014 at 6:47am
Best of Guyana 2014

Best sign on back windshield (private)
Don’t mine my business, mine you’re own


Best sign on mini-bus
If this vehicle is driving dangerous call 1-800-SPEED


Best actor in a "Crime" drama
Glen crying at the police station


Best Cricketer (Waste Indies)
Rain


Best at Keepin’ It Real
“If yuh doan like dem buns, add yuh own currant”… Sam Blinds


Best Imitation of Rick James
“I is a Chatree, Bitch!” …. Akneel


Best attempt to fight corruption by a government official
Akneel for arresting a QC old boy with runnin’s in the toilet

Best law enforcement order
“Elections coming….. impound the goats” Goatee


Foot in mouth disease
“They just asking for it”.. Hikken


Fastest retraction/apology
Hikken      #stillnotaskingforit

Best new word
Prorogation


Best Court Order
Gag Order on oral sex victim Johnny

Best book (Fiction)
 Frictions By Rueful Johansen
In which all who disagree with the great man are cussed down to a nub.

Best Book (Non-fiction)
Candle in the wind – Ram Counting Sheeple
How to hold a candle light vigil without having to constantly relight the candles

Best Screenplay
Care of the seeing eye dog-  A guide for politicians –Geecom Chairman
Blind leading the blind, hilarious comedy by noted vegetarian.

Best Hashtag
  #inthisbelieve by Roundnaresh
Runner up #gplskunt


Best Dressed (Male)
Granger in Black Crimplene shirt with nuff gold medals attached

Best Dressed (Female)
Johnny in dat Shalwar

Best display of Ignorance
Feral Blast by Ghetto Rookmin
Runner up Freddy cuss out by Ghetto Barbie


Best Nancy Story
“we know what we are doing” – The No-Confidence men


Best Job
Prorogued Parliamentarians …Same job, same pay , same perks, less pretence.

Best Tourism Video
No Nominations

Best use of a flowered Shirt in a non-nominated Tourism Video
Infant Oily

Best Sound bite
“Onrico” by Dr T

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