Electoral Lists Death Matches
Electoral Lists Death Matches
Healing and theo…whaeva mih foot! , is war dey want is war dey gun get! No place for moderation in this election, IT IS TIME for the Electoral Lists Death matches, where we at Guysnooze seek to pair similar candidates from the contesting parties in a fight to the death.
First Up the formidable Reema Roti vs Mork Rass
Ding! The bell sounds and the fight to the death is on, referee Lil Johnny advises both contestants to “fight to the death, but try not to spill any blood on me”
The contestants circle one another, the tension is palpable, Mork makes the first move …he shouts “look out for that goat behind you” Reema brushes it aside with “that’s all you got Bug%%$ BT?”…oh oh, wrong move SASOD representative throws an objection card and Lil Johnny upholds the objection, Reema has to sit through a ten minute presentation on gay rights, she emerges reeling from the blow to her senses.
But Reema is made of sterner stuff she throws the first shade in round two, I allege collusion between the referee and Mork she shouts, they are both Bugga—ahm Homesexuals! …crowds ahs, SASOD rep sits down with a smile, wags a finger at Reema, an old man in the crowd shouts an objection , says “I saw Johnny fus” ..he then runs into the ring and deals Mork a cuff behind the ears, pandemonium reigns for a few minutes until security restrains the old man and Lil Johnny imposes a GAG order, “how you like it when the shoe on the other foot ,uncle?, you will not speak in my house” ….
The fight resumes with Reema alleging that Mork is “a typical (racial comment deleted) jackass!” Mprk counters he is not Black and he can prove it, he whips out (as much as one can whip) his 4 inch dagger, Reema staggers, her eyes bulge, she starts to laugh hysterically, it is too much, she topples over, she starts turning purple, Lil Johnny whips out his pen/spy cam/miniature space rocket and films her slow death…. “I declare Mork Rass the winner!” “Reema will no longer have to hide and clap roti where she is going, she jus gat to stick dem pun the wall and dem gun cook fass fass” ….
Winner of the first fight is the AFNUCP..er ahm, the han’key /pam key party!
*Please suggest match-ups for the Guysnooze team to follow up.
Healing and theo…whaeva mih foot! , is war dey want is war dey gun get! No place for moderation in this election, IT IS TIME for the Electoral Lists Death matches, where we at Guysnooze seek to pair similar candidates from the contesting parties in a fight to the death.
First Up the formidable Reema Roti vs Mork Rass
Ding! The bell sounds and the fight to the death is on, referee Lil Johnny advises both contestants to “fight to the death, but try not to spill any blood on me”
The contestants circle one another, the tension is palpable, Mork makes the first move …he shouts “look out for that goat behind you” Reema brushes it aside with “that’s all you got Bug%%$ BT?”…oh oh, wrong move SASOD representative throws an objection card and Lil Johnny upholds the objection, Reema has to sit through a ten minute presentation on gay rights, she emerges reeling from the blow to her senses.
But Reema is made of sterner stuff she throws the first shade in round two, I allege collusion between the referee and Mork she shouts, they are both Bugga—ahm Homesexuals! …crowds ahs, SASOD rep sits down with a smile, wags a finger at Reema, an old man in the crowd shouts an objection , says “I saw Johnny fus” ..he then runs into the ring and deals Mork a cuff behind the ears, pandemonium reigns for a few minutes until security restrains the old man and Lil Johnny imposes a GAG order, “how you like it when the shoe on the other foot ,uncle?, you will not speak in my house” ….
The fight resumes with Reema alleging that Mork is “a typical (racial comment deleted) jackass!” Mprk counters he is not Black and he can prove it, he whips out (as much as one can whip) his 4 inch dagger, Reema staggers, her eyes bulge, she starts to laugh hysterically, it is too much, she topples over, she starts turning purple, Lil Johnny whips out his pen/spy cam/miniature space rocket and films her slow death…. “I declare Mork Rass the winner!” “Reema will no longer have to hide and clap roti where she is going, she jus gat to stick dem pun the wall and dem gun cook fass fass” ….
Winner of the first fight is the AFNUCP..er ahm, the han’key /pam key party!
*Please suggest match-ups for the Guysnooze team to follow up.
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