Moon-base Alpha or What it means to be ‘Guyanese’

Moon-base Alpha or What it means to be ‘Guyanese’

There is an age old question in Guyana, who are we as a people? What is unique to us? That quintessential thing that makes us ‘Guyanese’, this question has confounded our brightest sparks..until now, we at Guysnooze have cracked the code, we present to you as only we can, the answer to the question asked of every proud Guyanese citizen, “Who are you?”

The politically correct answer is we are a people with a self-perception problem, hence the historical difficulty in answering the question, for the lay person, let’s just say we are delusional as fuck!

We would never venture to answer a question without providing evidence to back our claims, which demonstrates that we at Guysnooze are also delusional and very Guyanese in our approach. QED or is it…read on…

We begin with us, The People, essentially we are a poor man’s version of 70’s rock band ‘The Who’, we get by singing two massive hits, before elections we sing “Who are you?’ to people we know very well and within months of electing them we scream out ‘Won’t get fooled again!’ to people who we know will fool us again. Delusional much? , I think we are, but let’s dig deeper….

Take the recent formation of Gang Of Greedy Assholes (GOGA), the self appointed wheeler dealers of the Gas & Oil ‘industry’ of Guyana, or so they see themselves, the reality is that these Snake oil salesman are more likely to deal in Coconut Oil than any petroleum product, but do they invite the Coconut growers to join the ‘association’ ?...nope… Delusional…the pattern is emerging clearly, but we dig deeper into the psych of the nation…

The Guyana Police Farce: Crime is down! … no need to explain this delusionary skunt!

The Guyana Defence Farce: Protecting our borders and making ‘war plans’ to tackle the venoes, in reality the only thing they protect is the ‘rations’ warehouse, Brigadiers without brigades. A Nine Billion dollar annual budget delusion.

Guyana Power and Light? ...........

The beauty pageants… miss young, miss old, miss new, miss big bamzie, miss fat poke, all pretending to glorify our beautiful women but which are nothing but rigged cattle shows objectifying women. Serious Delusion at work here.

Freddy … Rohee… the Ying and Yang of Delusion.

The DPI... thinks he is slick enough to sell snow to Eskimos when in fact he is another Snowball! 

Even when we are presented with opportunity to develop, we veer into the realm of delusion, case in point, our Government’s missives on an ‘onshore base’ for Exxon Ops, despite being told of a few simple requirements, the Government has put out a request for the construction of Moon-base Alpha, all the people want in a deeper harbor. Self-delusion or Political Gimmick Illusion? This one is up in the air I admit… so…

Let's look at our present Administration, the HAPNU+KFC, the guys who were going to jail the corrupt PPP, but who in fact are most likely to be jailed for corruption by the PPP. This final example of self-delusion can leave no doubt that we have discovered the very essence of our identity. Can there be doubt? QED.