FYI, MV Chronicle sunk!!
Urgent and breaking from the Guysnooze Newsroom!!, the MV
Chronicle was sunk today , the President has ordered a Commission of Inquiry
into the tragedy, retired Lt. Colonel Hugh Peydey, has been appointed and is
expected to hand his report on the incident to PM Nahgahmuchfado within 3 weeks.
Early reports suggest that the vessel which underwent a
complete refurbish at the dry docks following the May 11th electoral
polls, was sunk due to unauthorized overloading of Bovine waste by David’s
Personal Illusionist (DPI) , the MV Chronic had recently been re-jigged from a
manure fetching cargo vessel to a lighter, faster, credible carrier of actual
news, the decision to drop a weekly load of Bullshit in the vessel was made
without the knowledge of the Harbor master or the shipping company’s board, the
rogue actions of a Desperate Personal Intervention (DPI) into the operations of
the News carrying service was preceded by the departure of the Company’s Board
chairman, word is she ‘smelt the rat’ and deserted the sinking vessel before it
went down.
Asked for comment, the engine room chief stated “ mark my
words, I often have to edit what I and others say and do for the safety and
reputation of the vessel, in this case I was away from my desk, as I am
currently in Africa and this load of Bullshit was extra heavy, it was soaked
with lies, fallacies and innuendos, topped off with fantasy and illusions, too
much man, too much, and we were doing so well, facts man, how many times do I have
to say FACTS make the best cargo”
*the DPI reports to PM, is that Prem Misir?
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