Lemonshade : Our Interview with the Queen Bae.

Lemonshade : Our Interview with the Queen Bae.

GZ: good afternoon, Bae.

B: wow ! ….nobody told me you were dis sexy in person! Whew is it me or is it hot in here…

GZ: I tink is dat big flouncy dress yuh wearin’, we gat people in GT dat have dese flouncy ways, a banna pon the dam and he fren , from the Department of Public Informants.

B: so to the questions…

GZ: yes, all the mooks out there think that Jaezee give you blow, but leh we be serious… we know any woman wud be relieved if somebody did helping lift dat load.. he Precious kinda looking and man..you gots the foine stuff as advertised! …doan blush baby! Dats how we does chuck it in GT…

B: ok, ok, you got me, but there was infidelity by a man and a woman…

GZ: so yuh sweet man give yuh blow an’ yuh sing a song and throw lemonshade leff rite and center about it…you is the Queen B for sure… and the ‘becky wid the good hair’? a real person or a metaphor?

B: that is for fans to figure out.

GZ: well … I was thinking it could be Lil Kim cuz she’s a hoe…but I see she do some plastic surgery and more like Lil Kim Il Sung now, you see dat?

B: how dat washed up trashy bat still making news?

GZ: back to you, look , yuh look like a nice girl, arse to die for an’ all dat…so why tek man worries…click a finger and replace the banna…snap! snap!

B: wid who tho?

GZ: look dis CD hey…is by a GT banna name Kwasi Ace, is about we “Guyanese Boy” , nuff of we wud sort you out, mek yuh forget what day of the week it is much less wha’ man yuh was wid…then yuh cud sing 'bout GT banna wid the good D...

B: if all look like you it could be a plan!

Interview ended.

Editors notes: I think dis girl lil blind…fus Jaezee, now me… #cokebottlebottoms. and given what making hits in the music world today, I am recommending that Kwasi Ace sing about Chicken Salad, because if life gives you chickens , yuh cud make chicken shit or chicken salad.#chikensalad

For you that have not heard Guyanese Boy here’s the link.