Dear Guvment

Dear Guvment (

dear guvment

please dont squueze we balls

after all

is we vote fuh yall

so when ah park lil bad

or if ah play mih muzik loud

see wid the brethren

keep the police in check

is everyday dem tekkin' a freck

dem manhandle my stem

sarchin' for weed

dem check by mih seeds

dem look up my bum

sorry fuh dem

rastaman done smoke um

so dear guvment

I ent asking fuh much

Lef me lone and I will do the same

Rasie yuh pay

Throw jubilee bingee everyday

Raise the tax

Nuff o’ we doan pay

Leh yuh siren blare

I doan care

soon as I drive lil fass

police like a tick in mih ass

go visit yuh chinee fren

Fly in he plivate jet

I ent care how much bribe yuh tek

But leff me lone

Leh me smoke mih joint

Leh me ease mih stress

Don’t look in me pot

Check what dem minister got

Like Sherlock

My land has no gold

Is a regular plot

Wid lil plants in the back

I stick to my gardening

Won’t comment

On  yuh disappointing

Recession of beekay appointment

In fact dear guvment

If yuh cud fuck off lil

Stop doing skunt for a few days

Give we a break

From your scandalous ways

Leh we fly we kite

Wid who we want

Fotoshop yuh self

In ah office doing wuk

Leh the newspapers Kerry

Some positive news

Leh we feel happy

please, please

No more pickchas of amnah ally

*fuck GPL, we could not fit it into the song, but fuck dem anyways!