Top Ten Reasons you’re gonna get Fired!

Top Ten Reasons you’re gonna get Fired!

We at Guysnooze have taken note of the porcl… preclo…ahm…proclivity of the new administration to adhere to the management style of Donald Trump, “you’re fired!” has quickly become a catch phrase bandied about, Ministers have been gathering the proverbial pitchforks and attendant media mobs they seek to hound citizens out of jobs, no performance reviews or due process, just ride out when you get the memo. Guysnooze reporters have cobbled together what we are calling:

The Top Ten Reasons you’re gonna get fired!

10. Minister Brooms sweep clean.

9. You wore a red shirt to work.

8. Change was promised; you had a job, now you don’t! (see ….change)

7. You appear “Sooba like”.

6. Your name is Sooba.

5. You failed ass kissing 101.

4. You work here but get paid there….(phantom blog dat skites!)

 3. It is Time to Heel

2. It is time to Heil !!!

1. You set fire to the office chair. (naughty)

*Editor’s Note: Reason 11, yuh write this rass and send to your editor!