Whore Catcher

Whore Catcher

*Soca Riddim

I yam the ministah wid de broom
An’ I got a tip fuh you
Keep yuh loley in yuh pants
Pokey bizness close down
Broomesy raid the town
Bartica man gah fuh pump
Or hug up each adder wen dey drunk

Chorus
I am the whore catcher
A real cock blocka
Dem call me the
Big panty enforcer
….. No more g-string in de lan’
Leh dem man break by han’

Cathedral gurls in full flight
Not a word from Oteshia
Brutal crew can’t be found
I enforcing morality
No more “battam wash”
Round de worl
or topstick buggerin’
we only gat time for tea
a hug an’ peck pun the cheek
be chaste an’ live long
no more chasing whores
to satisfy yuh dong

Chorus
I am the whore catcher
A real cock blocka
Dem call me the
Big panty enforcer
….. No more g-string in de lan’
Leh dem man break by han’

Look the police ketch a man
Dem say he had two balls in he han
Turn out he is a juggler
Tryin’ a ting in the lan’
Keep the sugar bowl cover up
leh yuh drawesy print out
show dat yuh pokey nat for sale
Or we go jail yuh tail
I come fuh sweep it clean
I ent kay wah red thread seh
Leh dem ol’ biddy try deh
When lass dem see a dick?
Much less tek it deep?
Dem ol’ Ooman gat a jealous streak
Yuh gurl Broomesy on fleek

Chorus
I am the whore catcher
A real cock blocka
Dem call me the
Big panty enforcer
….. No more g-string in de lan’
Leh dem man break by han’

I am the whore catcher
A real cock blocka
Dem call me the
Big panty enforcer
….. No more g-string in de lan’
Leh dem man break by han’