What’s in a Name?

What’s in a Name?

Who hey remember Eugene? …nobody? Well yuh gon mek new memories now, The Eugene International Airport is upon us, and it will be remembered as the thing edge of the wedge… because the Renaming of Things and places is about to start, no stone will be left un-turned or in dis case unnamed ,what’s in a name you say?.... I say be careful what you wish for, one day the Square of the Revolution …. Well neways, Guysnooze was privy to secret documents about the various name changes about to be made, here , enjoy yuh sneak preview and try keep up.

Presidential Decree #404

List of New names of People, Places and Things in Cooperating Republic of Guyana.

Berbice Bridge – Varshanie’s Passage

Brickdam – Gordan Mostley Dam .

Donkey City – City Hall Square.

Plastic City – Alzheimerville

Canje Pheasant – Green and Yellow Wren.

Ogle Airport – Small Mind International  Airport.

Incest – Family bonding time.

Eggball Can – Eggball Cant.

Amnah – Shabba.

Harmon- Houdini.

Carifesta Avenue- Hard Bench Way.

Public Building- Scotland’s Playschool for Infants.

NSC – Now Say Cheese! 

CPL- Cricket Party Lost.

Uncle Raff – Uncle Lyrick.

National Stadium – I.M. Knott Burnham Stadium.

D’ Urban Park- B. Tioles Recreation Park.

Next week we will explain what those Regional flags mean, Region 1 Turtle gon get rush now...sigh, best kept secret flying pon flag... what nex? 

*Surely ya’ll remember Minister B. Tioles …thanks A.I.