The Eggball Man

The Eggball Man

Who against Eggball Can?

Who dares challenge the PM man?

D’ Purveyor of In-for-may-shan

Final arbiter of what is right

Leh Bish Panday puh dat in he pipe

As I go into the good night

Tears and teeth gnashin’

Left and right

The shovels are out for the Eggball Man

But who talkin’ about the chronicle board plan

I have no fear

I is Eggball Can

I am the eggball man

My word is law in the lan’

Pass the sour an’ fire the man

Doan tek yuh eye pass Eggball Can

I wield power and influence

I am the sword

Of the Nameekarm

The big

The bad

The Eggball Man

I pen my missives

With the left

As I gently bite

Into the cassava delight

Topp’d wid Mango sour done right

I bristle with righteous indignation

Take umbrage without hesitation

FIRE DEM!

Might is right!

And I am the mightiest

Of the Eggball clan

The one

The only

Eggball Can

*I swear Shanta's ent pay me nuttin...