Golden Jubilee Film Festival

Golden Jubilee Film Festival

Release

Ministry of Entertainment

The Golden Jubilee Film Festival will be held on Friday 13^th May at the D’Urban Park open air theater, all are invited.

Movie line-up

Bob and Larry build a Stadium – Hilarious comedy based on a true story.

Bob and Larry form a secret company- First film of famous comics, all hell breaks loose when the cat gets out of the bag, watch the bagmen dive for cover behind unfinished stands.

Bob and Larry get fired! – Dynamic comedy duo end up in shithouse for crappy work.

Lord of the Duct-tape (one roll to rule dem all)-  see Minister Patto in his seminal role as Mr. Fixit.

Attack of the small-minded Pilots - A sci-fi drama set at Ogle Airport starring E.F Who?

Dig a ditch, bitch!  - A hard-knock life production , featuring real life politicians instructing ghetto youth to ‘fry breadfruit’ ‘dig ditches’ and the old standby ‘don’t wait for me to give you a job, I’ve got mine’.

Shhhhhhh baby, we is family- The term  ‘fucking GPL’  gets new meaning  as blackout leads to teenage pregnancy in this poignant tale starring Lawrence of A-Labia.

Hit me up on my G-spot!- Wild , sexy romantic tale of lovers seeking the spot with best 4G coverage ,text, videos, whatsup messages fly, rivalry bloom as he’s with GT&T , she’s a Digi girl… shades of Romeo and Juliet.

Shut up and let the revolution begin in peace- Docudrama, Silence is Golden is the main theme.

Flyin’ Hi and Laying Low – Decadence in Shanghai , Prudence in GT, a modern remake of Dickens’ classic,A Tale of Two Cities. Starring Joe Jett and the fat chick from Kung Pow Chiken.

Hindsight is 50/50– A time travel epic as world renowned PHD is allowed freedom by A Foolish Cacahole, will the good Doctor accept his new found freedom or will he go back in time and win it for himself… this one stars Denzil as the dashiki wearing activist as he battles against the cockeyed scheme to deny him his rights.

CPHell-  A monstrous plot by Dr. Denis to extort hapless Ministers into paying billions to billionaires, foiled by dynamic duo of letter writing super-duper heroes, Magnificent Man and his side-kick Souperman.  

*Enjoy the comedies but don't laugh too hard, leads to crying later.