New Day, New Motto

New Day, New Motto 

As we reported two months ago, the Ministry of Social Confusion had announced a competition to choose a new motto for Guyana, “it is abvious dat the ole one of One Peoples, One nations, One destiny is not inspiring us” said the inspiring Minister in the non-existent ministry, “#itistime for change, we challenge the youth of the nation to get out of the gutters (after work) and think about our nation and what you want it to become…after all it is you who will inherit the mess we old folks will leave behind”. A prize of Five Million Dollars will be awarded to the person whose entry is chosen to be our new motto. Judges for the competition will be the ubiquitous All Righton and some odder no-name brand people.

In a follow up, we are proud to be able to give you the top entries as determined by the esteemed panel of Judges.

Shortlist of Mottos

10. All in the family. (Submitted By Laurence of A-labia)

 9. We all equal, All ah we is whores. (submitted by Thin Slice)

 8. Vote like ah Boss, dig ditch like ah Ass. (Submitted by Council of Yutes)

 7. Leff Sumting. (Submitted by D. Poleece)

 6. No Country for Poor People. (Numerous submissions)

 5. Guyana: Don’t ketch feelings. (Submitted by I.B.A. Dangles)

 4. El Dorado: Lost City of Fucks given. (Submitted By C.Rum jr.)

 3. In E.F Corriea We Thrust. (Submitted by Uncle Putucks)

 2. Bigger the Flag, Bigger the Pole. (Submitted by Mike Hunt)

 1. 4G or not 4G? That is the question. (Submitted by A. Fullahman)

 The winning entry will be announced by Bob and Larry directors of  Secrets Inc. who generously donated the prize money.

Editor’s Note : The Judges stated ‘Abandon all hope ye who enter here’ whilst most fitting was already is use elsewhere.