Top Ten ....mek dat Fifty.

Top Ten ....mek dat Fifty.

Another week in Guyana and we have learned many new things, despite rumors that the old heads at Guysnooze are too hard to larn new tings, the new government is intent on teachin' yuh grandmother to suck eggs (as if pensioners could afford eggs!) , some of dese lessons come via the larning channel or the taxpayer wallet, easy lesson really is good fuh dunce, #itistime for the ….

Top Ten things we learned this week.

10. The penny now drop under Conversation tree.

9. Harmon used to pay he staff fat.

8. Job creation is up, People Militia, Army Reserve, National Service… #KONY

7. The “Bring back Hammie” campaign was successful. 

   

6. Cabinet counting like Anansi, five fuh you, fifty fuh me….

5. Trotie shows that there is no right way to ask fuh a “trust fuck”.

4. D’ Pope Impersonator (DPI) has been sidelined #SCANDALOUS

3. Amanda from Better Hope getting’ rush…. #namenoshame

2. No need to tief …wen yuh cud tek all yuh want.

1. “Because Fuck you that’s why “ is now policy.

*Stop sending requests for Amanda’s digits #turntup