Relegation Blues
Oh woe is Mo’
Smiling one’s a’ scowling now
Those third year lows
Layin’ hard on him
Champs to chumps
A single season dump
That’s as hard to take
As it is to shake
he got those frigin’ fraggin
Chelsea facin’
Relegation baaa-luessss
Red Devils are laughing
At Falcao not performin’
Joe-say you’re just a man
Not a magician
That bird will not fly
And to add to your woes
John is no longer Terry-fying
Joe’s less of a Hazard
He too got dem chicken-chokin’
Friggin fragin
Chelsea facin’
Relegation baaa-lueese
So when the Saints came marchin’ in
Your title hopes went
Flyin’ out
Mane painted a picture
Of your pitiful plight
Pelle put a point on it
One your fans saw that night
Many left before the end
Blues of the beaten blues
They too got them
Joe-say smokin’
Fricken fracken
Chelsea facin’
Relegation baaa-luees
Soon the boss is gonna call
Try tellin’ him
It’s not your fault
The players have been talkin
To the press behind your back
A mole in the dressin’ room
He may call you the paranoid one
And drop the axe on you
Then there would be nothing to do
But watch the inevitable come tru---
Champions to the championship
Cuz…you got…. the fans got…Abramovich got…
That crazy feelin’
The blue donkey cart’s reelin’
Chelsea facin’
Relegation baaa-lueees!
*Haterz take a bow.
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