Cde. Greenshirt pun the go!
Well eh eh, look we bai !
Cde. Greenshirt pun the go!
Twitter in yuh skites!
No more smoke signal
and telegraph,
the man visit Lethem
and twiting non-stop
he mekking promise lef and right
doan worry ‘bout wuk
we gwine mine yuh wife
vote fuh me
yuh wont need to wuk
just sit aroun’, put up yuh foot
live like the army men
sit down an’ skin cock whole day
taxpayers wukkin to pay your way
Greenshirt sharing promise
Like Anansi plantain
Teachers will be the bess
Police an’ Army will get the ress
Free milk fuh baby
Suck on the government tit
Mana from heaven will fall
Ah wonder if we got enough
Canecutter an’ Miner to pay for it all
Greeshirt on a campaign tear
the man like visa card
he everywhere you want to be….
“we did playin’
cricket in we yard
Up tun greenshirt and join we game
Tek two pictha mekkin pretend shot
It’s obvious he never held a bat before
Nothing like the politicians of yore”
“ we was ‘aving a family picnic
Grenshirt jump up from behind a rock
Granny nearly shit a brick
He Tek a picture and disappear quick”
Said a visitor to these beautiful shores
“I was in the loo
Looked for teepee
And saw it was gone
Then out of nowhere
Came this man
With a roll of Charmin in his hand
I’d vote for him , he is grand”
Well is silly season
Wha’ yuh gun seh
Man got to do
What a man got to do
Kiss plenty baby
And ugly woman too
Promise all and sundry
A better life
Sugar and spice an’ all dats nice
Greenshirt causing
déjà Vu
Cause Sure as shit
Forbes did promise this too
Remember pappy used to say
Fool me once, shame on me
But rass if ah gun fall
Fuh dis skunt again!
Put dat in yuh Tweet
And draw real deep
Nobody else
Smoking dis sheet…
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