Abby Frighten Cochore (AFC) Non-disclosure agreement

Abby Frighten Cochore (AFC) Non-disclosure agreement

Wheras and wherefore all talks between the aforementioned Abby Frighten Cochore (AFC) and the Awhee People Never Understand (APNU) about joining up and ting for the next general elections shall not be made public, reports from reliable sources (Dem Bai Seh) suggest APNU members may be accepting payments from the Powerful Pockets People to betray all of us. We suggest the meeting attendance rolls be carefully scrutinized and fingerprint identification be utilized.

We the AFC understand that APNU is made up of the People Never Cared (PNC) and nuff ravellings, this is evidenced by the fact the Deputy Chairman is from the Worst Possible Alternative (WPA) a defunct party, we view the APNU as desperate and as such demand to be in charge of all dialogue.

The following rules will also apply to the talks and future collation:

• ·         Leadership of the collation will go to the AFC or there will be no collation
• ·         The AFC will talk, APNU will listen
• ·         The APNU members will not be allowed to wear purple shirts
• ·         No Hats or Firearms will be allowed at meetings
• ·         No mention of Cock-eye will be tolerated
• ·         Room must be well ventilated to address hot air issue
• ·         Cde. Prak will be campaign manager and treasurer.
• ·         Congress place will be sold to make a break with the past.
• ·         The sale will be handled by Cdes. Prak and Nahgamuchfuhdo.
• ·         70% of the sale proceeds will be used for campaign funding.
• ·         30% will be used for administrative costs.
• ·         Cde. Nahgamuchfuhdo will be addressed as Deputy Chairman at all times.
• ·         High quality DDL products will be available at all times for AFC personnel.
• ·         Cde. Greenshirt will become Deputy-Deputy Leader
• ·         Cde. Woofert will become Deputy to the Deputy-Deputy Leader
• ·         Titles will be assigned to all major players, Chairman, Head Chair Mover, Chief Jankeylar etc.
• ·         Secret propagandist for both parties to this agreement will work together; Agent Cheese Pie and Agent Double Naught Naught will make an unbeatable team, muh-haha-muh-haha.  
• ·         The Collation will be known as Awhee Finally Collate or AFC.

We the undersigned agree to the terms and conditions set forth above and verily swear to abide by them or be brought before the Chinaman for judgment.

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Cde. Greenshirt

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Cde. Woofert