Guysnooze Glossary
Guysnooze Glossary
Due to heavy mail asking for translation or explanation for a few local terms used by Guysnooze, we have decided to publish a mini-glossary, it is by no means complete, but as sure as A is for Arange becomes O for orange in your everyday English, so too these terms will form part of your daily lexicon, we were also too lazy to put things in alphabetical order, is there an app for that?
Chatree- One born high or got there with a little help from his friends. Chatrees are known for aggressive phone conversations and threatening behavior, best taken with a pinch of salt.
Pijeewing- procrastinate, time wasting.
Policeman Brown/Boy Blue- Abusive, abrasive policeman as described in the song “Babylon Boops”.
Dangles- Social whores, not to be confused with “chile mothers” or Public Relations whores.
Kangalang – Pre-millennium Dangles also used to describe "lamata"
Lamata- Useless twat see also Kangalang
Knews- Local version of the National Enquirer, uber entertaining.
Stabber News- Old News “By the time it in Stabber it’s been done to death elsewhere”.
Hard Times- Comprehensive Sports and Government Propaganda coverage.
Chronic- Once useful state run newspaper during the great toilet paper shortage of the late seventies, early eighties now only read on Sundays for the classified ads, better hiding place than third page of Google search results.
Cricketers- players of the great game of cricket, not to be confused with the waste Indies (Chanderpaul excepted as usual).
Sacred Cow- Chanderpaul, everything and everybody else is fair game.
Cheese Pie- Oasis Quiche, delecious nourishment for otherwise starving writers.
Cathedral Girls- Cathedral Boys in dresses, male sex workers, collectively known as the ‘brutal crew”.
Thin Slice- Cathedral Girls celebrity figure.
Shytehounds- See Waste Indies.
Toolsie- 2 by 4 piece of wood, usually used as a weapon.
Fridge Boat- Old refrigerator stripped of fittings and used as a cooler on wheels or as a boat during flooding.
Sweetman- Fella who makes things sweet for your wife or girlfriend in your absence.
Kachar- Whistleblower, snitch, turncoat .see also “gidharie” and nameekaram, also used to describe actor james Hong by Guyanese old heads.
Revolutionary United Movement- Rum shop patrons, many become Chatrees after imbibing.
Onrico- Enrico, lovable newsman obsessed with New York justice system.
Gidharie- see kachar or nameekaram.
Timex- given to retired policemen at the end of honest service.
Rolex- The opposite of Timex, see also Onrico's obsession
Waste Indies- see Shytehounds
Windseed- low-sperm count, Iron working, dust blowing.
*Please support the GPF’s name and shame campaign against drunk driving. #tektaxi
Due to heavy mail asking for translation or explanation for a few local terms used by Guysnooze, we have decided to publish a mini-glossary, it is by no means complete, but as sure as A is for Arange becomes O for orange in your everyday English, so too these terms will form part of your daily lexicon, we were also too lazy to put things in alphabetical order, is there an app for that?
Chatree- One born high or got there with a little help from his friends. Chatrees are known for aggressive phone conversations and threatening behavior, best taken with a pinch of salt.
Pijeewing- procrastinate, time wasting.
Policeman Brown/Boy Blue- Abusive, abrasive policeman as described in the song “Babylon Boops”.
Dangles- Social whores, not to be confused with “chile mothers” or Public Relations whores.
Kangalang – Pre-millennium Dangles also used to describe "lamata"
Lamata- Useless twat see also Kangalang
Knews- Local version of the National Enquirer, uber entertaining.
Stabber News- Old News “By the time it in Stabber it’s been done to death elsewhere”.
Hard Times- Comprehensive Sports and Government Propaganda coverage.
Chronic- Once useful state run newspaper during the great toilet paper shortage of the late seventies, early eighties now only read on Sundays for the classified ads, better hiding place than third page of Google search results.
Cricketers- players of the great game of cricket, not to be confused with the waste Indies (Chanderpaul excepted as usual).
Sacred Cow- Chanderpaul, everything and everybody else is fair game.
Cheese Pie- Oasis Quiche, delecious nourishment for otherwise starving writers.
Cathedral Girls- Cathedral Boys in dresses, male sex workers, collectively known as the ‘brutal crew”.
Thin Slice- Cathedral Girls celebrity figure.
Shytehounds- See Waste Indies.
Toolsie- 2 by 4 piece of wood, usually used as a weapon.
Fridge Boat- Old refrigerator stripped of fittings and used as a cooler on wheels or as a boat during flooding.
Sweetman- Fella who makes things sweet for your wife or girlfriend in your absence.
Kachar- Whistleblower, snitch, turncoat .see also “gidharie” and nameekaram, also used to describe actor james Hong by Guyanese old heads.
Revolutionary United Movement- Rum shop patrons, many become Chatrees after imbibing.
Onrico- Enrico, lovable newsman obsessed with New York justice system.
Gidharie- see kachar or nameekaram.
Timex- given to retired policemen at the end of honest service.
Rolex- The opposite of Timex, see also Onrico's obsession
Waste Indies- see Shytehounds
Windseed- low-sperm count, Iron working, dust blowing.
*Please support the GPF’s name and shame campaign against drunk driving. #tektaxi
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