Guysnooze Week in news 2-01-2015

Guysnooze Week in news 2-01-2015

Dynamic airways  filed it class action lawsuit defence, in it the airline stated that passengers had to be illiterate to file the lawsuit about changing status and times for flights, the very word “Dynamic” means ever changing, how could we know our clients from tiny island of Ghana south America, could not understand such simple English? The beleaguered airline also stated they could not understand how the passengers could file a “class” action suit since all were booked in low-class or economy as it’s called.

In an odd turn of events, a recording purporting to be that of the President explaining how his predecessor would have handled idiotic behaviour and questions surfaced after a three week delay, Guysnooze hurried to the airport to have a quick interview with the former president before his departure to Bangladesh to observe Bangladeshi's in their electoral environment.

GSZ: Any comments on the suggestion you would resort to slapping as a campaign strategy to win over hinterland communities?

Jaggy:  “Me? …..

I never slap nobody in mih life,

Not even mih pretend wife

How I get involved in this Slapgate?

Fus' of all this tape come late

Three weeks to come to light

Is a bit suspicions to me

But there is no limit to gullibility

Dem jus mekking up stories about us

Cause they peanut butter and jealous.”

GSZ: "Interview" Terminated.

Prize whining writer Rueful Johansen posted a question on Social media outlet Facebook asking others for thoughts on his future as a writer or a possible move into the political arena, this was a marked departure from the regular Johansen style of democracy in which you were told what your opinion was failing which you were a card carrying member of the PPP or a noxious racist, house-slavey type etc., we at Guysnooze were puzzled by this 180 degree turnaround until we realized his girlfriend was visiting and he was “getting some” , after all it has been said if Gandhi had eaten a good steak he would not have embarked on hunger strikes…….

Comrade Green Shirt was reportedly upset when flyers surfaced showing him in the company of Hitler and Saddam, the ex-solider was disturbed that supporters thought he was good enough to be in such illustrious company,"I am the unknown solider by comparison, the achievements of those men who wrested power by sheer will power, guns, guts and glory are way beyond my ambitions, I plan to wuk this ballot box thing to death". One cricket wag responded by making a flyer aligning Hitler, Ralph Gonsalves and cousin Duckswhal, local columnist Fredswhal, was heard to exclaim "I knew it, we are in Nazi Germany! " , somebody please tek way he "Hindenburg juice'