Dump the Trump! Remigrate Now!

Dump the Trump! Remigrate Now!

So you are not happy with the election result in the USA, yuh vex yuh green card doan have voting rights, what’s with dat rite? , you come from a glorious country where some of you could vote thousands of times in the same election, where being dead was no obstacle to voting…how did you go from that to the basement in Queens? We at Guysnooze are joining our President and leader of The All People Now Unarmed + Armed Fucking Criminals (APNU+AFC) in saying loudly “Fuck Trump, the time to come home is now!” …to encourage you we offer these ten reason to Dump the Trump.

Top Ten Reasons to Dump Trump and Remigrate Now!

10. Dangles ( spend real time with the one yuh bin mining)

9. No Second Amendment bullshit! Only Police , GDf and Thiefman got right to carry Guns.

8. You like a one party system and Guyana on the way to dat! , Cabinet in Ayangana and Bastard Skunthole running tings in the Hizzy. Your party will always win. Vote as many times as you like.

7. Duty free concessions for returning basement dwellers as opposed to those who live, work and pay taxes hay skunt!

6. We got Coconut Oil. Volunteers to test Coconut Oil’s suitability as a sex lube wanted. Volunteers must be anal retentive.

5. Plantin Chip industry opportunities abound!

4. We got our own Fucking Pope!... oh yes we do… for a few tins of milk, you too can suck the papal cock and call him daddy!  

3. Jobs for the boys available in new Government Department of Shit, more than just a ‘Charmin’ idea, our new reality.

2. The Green Guava Economy, our bandits have robbed everyone and are now recycling victims. #alesirice

1. Bandits need fresh meat, Latest robbery of we fren Lil Ram shows things brown, ah mean, really? who still got a PS4?