Pope of Thieves

We rarely carry letters to the editor, but exception are made.... as in this case.

Dear Editor,

We the Association For Criminals (AFC) have noted with alarm the President's reconvening of the National Security Council , our members fear this will lead to discrimination against our method of earning a livelihood. This government continues to wage a campaign of aggression against our community, first they introduced scab labor by releasing 60 workers into our profession before they had completed their training stint at our Lot 12 facility, then there was a 'gun amnesty' where they tried to trick us into giving up our tools of trade, but this last act has us really worried, a NSC means lots of meetings and plans, crackdowns and so forth, this means that some of our foremost members who also serve in the armed forces will be put in a most awkward position, both planning crimes and prevention of crimes, now .we noted government attempts to divide the Hindus with Diwalidate gate, be warned this cockeyed approach will not work with us, at our recent meeting to share the spoils from the raid on Amerika street, All  Persons of the New Underworld pledged allegiance to the Association For Criminals.

Our message to citizens is to always be prepared to encounter our members, it continues to be a source of irritation to our flock when you appear surprised and don't give we the fockin money immediately when we axe for it, be prepared people! have everything you treasure at hand or you could get shot in the foot!

This missive is the first in our Public Relations campaign "Church Boys Gone Bad" , look out for the video on a CCTV near you.

Sincerely

The Pope of Thieves