Guyana Fuh Dundaheads

Guyana Fuh Dundaheads

This free writing gig not working out well for the staff at Guysnooze, with no "brown bag" in sight we decided to monetize our knowledge of local culture, in the tradition of the 'For Dummies" series of books, we will be producing a "Fuh Dundaheads" series, below we give you excerpts from selected works.

Ministah Wuk Fuh Dundaheads

Chapter 1. Advice for new Ministers of Government

Being in high office is not the same as being high in office.

Being Minister of Tourism is not an license to traipse around the globe on the taxpayer dime, instead you should be promoting Guyana as a destination, mek up shit so that it sound like a nice place to visit, lie!, wear Hawaiian shirts, channel you inner Don Ho or whateva kinda Ho you is, do wat yuh got to do! 

Minister of drains and potholes, please note you is not the weatherman, nobody wants to know how many inches of rain yuh get, jus mek it drain.... mek it drain...mek it drain.

If yuh drive aroung in a well known contractor vehicle and frennin wid the man sexytary, nah think nobody nah know. Dis country small, if yuh fath in essequibo dem ah smell am ah Berbice.

Guyana Facebook Fuh Dundaheads

101. Dis ting ent got fren. Repeat. is nat frenbook.

If is only she face yuh seeing, "Late Caveat Emptor" applies.

 It's ok to tell somebody they been 'bonjoured" when they post stories from "therealrealtruth.com" and trying to send up your blood pressure.  

Dear farrin' peeps, do not post lololol ----GT people gon think yuh talking about lolo...whole odder ting.

Life pun de dam is good for a few minutes of fun, but if you send too much time reading the comments pon Mostly page, you WILL lose faith in humanity and question the intelligence of the human race. Keep it real BUT keep it brief.

These are just some of the fascinating insights we have to share, do not be left out, pre-order copies today, chapters on Elections, Uses for the word Skunt and of course 'what we really mean" are all informative and entertaining. one more teaser....

News reporting fah Dundaheads

If your newspaper loses credibility it will quickly become Toilet paper and be given free with purchase of gas.

*When the likes on Mostly page was 34K, the suicide rate was 34, when it was 44K suicide was 44, coincidink? maybe...maybe not, COI needed, btw is 65K now...