Motivation

Motivation

After a weekend filled with sporting activity, the Guysnooze team were loath  to turn up for work on Monday, a sentiment shared by most people, that got the ol' editor to thinking (always a bad thing), why are some of us more motivated than some?.. why just the odder day, the good comrade Prime Minister was "flimed" by the D'Pickcha Imam "hard at work" for us, the people, yes, ah know..the paper was blank like he head, all staged to fool we an' suh, but still, the make wake up early, put on he dan-dan and pose up for the DPI , duh is like a full day wuk fuh he most times, cut two ribbon, kiss two baby, eat some free food, mek some mo' empty promise, ask Joe fuh a meeting to discuss 'matters of great import' ... so today's edition is all about the office discussion of  'Motivation".

It was pointed out by a junior reporter that judges did not get to work early but certainly seemed to be motivated to do some strange things, man chop up he family, run and hide from police, return to the family and got them under living under "terrorscope" , friken to seh boo, and whe the police ketch the man, he get bail pronto!.... now wha' cud motivate a judge fuh do dis? ... suspicions are starting to form about this "motivation" bizness...

Then another person bring up how Hardman givin' way he hard faught salary increase... the editor mek a call to the man an' he seh he got nuff reasons, 50 million to be exact.. well the suspicion about what motivates getting teeth....

The girl in the office den seh how like dem minister meting people and organizations getting them "motivated" to contribute to 50th anniversary celebrations, well the editor axe she if she head good, how Guyanese gat pride and how 50 is a nice round number "look, even Joe like um" he declared, the editor den tell the girl the nex' thing she bring up at a meeting better name "sangwich" .

The discussion moved to Bai Ting Ling and the extensions dem get recently, we cud well understand the minister deh, after all dem chinee is a "motivational" sort, dis new guvment did always saying the old guvment get nuff nuff 'motivation' from the same chinee dem, well, there was a twist, old bai clyde say he not understanding dis extension, how nobody ent show he the motivation... he musse tink he is Jerry Maguire!

Nagamuchfadoo, despite he name, motivated to work on saturday, he is usually president on weekends, cayn be president of the hammock or president of goat curry lime, plus the word is the man counting up the days spent as president to show he deserve a Presidential Pension Package, dem bai seh he is a ol' PPP trickster at heart, but he lawyer think he gat a case. well rite up the road from Guysnooze is the right hanarable Director of Pusillanimous Procrastination, who look like she deh pon the "motivation' runnin's too, sen the file, bring the file, kerry the file, everyday the file dem moving, in and out like a shaft in the public behind, but nobady ent geting jail, Jenny walkin' roung like bird, free free, whistling at the jailer... we can only imagine at the size of the "motivation"... nah like dem small timers, traffic police tekking towel fun motivate dem fuh move alang, or a lil ting n a black plastic bag in the court corridor, nah man, she must be getting bigger tings..

Well it could look like all dis motivation is possibly of the monetary kind, but dem got odder kinds, like when yuh got a small loley it does mek yuh want pick pon woman like Charran D'ass,... insecurity is a terrible thing...or when yuh hug up the President and hope everybody forget yuh is a chile molester(tek yuh pick, nuff deh roung) , even the conmen does get motivate , we bai Motezart tryin' a ting fuh a trillion dollars no doubt hoping to find a judge willing to be "motivated' for a share, no takers yet tho...

So what motivates you? drop us a line and let us know. motivation@tekkabribe.com

*What motivated Stabroek to publish dem US cables tho? No new information and certainly not gospel truth! I doubt that the assessment of our now President is accurate and it was a long time ago, people change ent?